tomwiii
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posted on January 17, 2004 03:20:39 AM new
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THESE PRETZEL-CHOKERS should be taken out to the town square & HORSE-WHIPPED...I say HORSE-WHIPPED, Sir!
 
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earthmum
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posted on January 17, 2004 03:36:06 AM new
Horsewhipping is too good for 'em! When I get one of those e-mails, I think about people who are not aware of these spoofs, like the elderly, and get pillaged. I say they should be hung, drawn and quartered like Braveheart! I wonder, there's enough of them sent - can't the FBI track 'em down?
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tomwiii
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posted on January 17, 2004 03:41:20 AM new
The delightful Warders at the TOWER of LONDON give a nifty lecture about THAT "treatment!"
I never knew, but the prisoner is HUNG until NOT QUITE DEAD -- then he be cut down from the noose & then, & only then, is he DIVIDED into his constituiote 1/4's! LOVELY
PERSONALLY, I'd prefer to give these putzes the: Shatner & Fire-Ant Torture 
Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
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earthmum
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posted on January 17, 2004 04:37:04 AM new
Tom - you forgot the "drawn" part - removal of the intestines while victim still lives. Then he is quartered. I am originally from the U.K., and we were told in class about medieval execution and torture methods. I think they did it to make us behave! Another method was to flay the victim and nail the skin to the church door. How Christian!
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tomwiii
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posted on January 17, 2004 04:46:00 AM new
Righto! I did forget about pulling dem chitlins!
LOL!!
Come on Ralphie...time for some breakfast SAUSAGE!
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neglus
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posted on January 17, 2004 05:04:26 AM new
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! It's too early to talk about drawing, quartering, skinning and BREAKFAST SAUSAGE!! This thread should carry a warning!
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tomwiii
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posted on January 17, 2004 05:39:16 AM new
Hey! Have you ever had Scrapple??
A Pa-Dutch treat made from...
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"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
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cherishedclutter
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posted on January 17, 2004 05:51:32 AM new
Amen, Neglus this thread absolutely needs a warning.
Tom - What's the Shatner and fire ant torture?
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tomwiii
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posted on January 17, 2004 06:01:19 AM new
Ya stake out the offender upon a fire-ant hill...THEN ya pour honey upon...THEN ya play William Shatner's version of "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds" as loud as possible next to the victims ear!
Most can survive the ANTS...NOBODY can survive Capt Kirk's LSD for longer than about 30sec's!!
Ralphie & I are gonna franchise "Dungeons-R-Us" and make a FoRTUNE!!!!
????
Or maybe not...
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[ edited by tomwiii on Jan 17, 2004 06:02 AM ]
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minniestuff
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posted on January 17, 2004 07:01:32 AM new
Shatner & Fire-ant Torture...too funny! I used to have a neighbor that actually played William Shatner...I think it was to get back at the neighborhood teenagers...we moved, need I say more...
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Roadsmith
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posted on January 17, 2004 07:29:46 AM new
And when Shatner's Lucy is done, try Debbie Boone's You Light Up My Life. Gawd.
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pelorus
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posted on January 17, 2004 10:22:43 AM new
These ebay spoofs are always identifiable by their poor writing and grammar, including this one. Of course, if you aren't an English teacher this advice may not be helpful.
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classicrock000
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posted on January 17, 2004 11:00:00 AM new
Tom-Ive heard Capt Kirks LSD-and it definintely deserved a GONG!
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tomwiii
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posted on January 17, 2004 12:07:56 PM new
Tangerine words just donna do justice to this abomination... 
Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
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mcjane
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posted on January 17, 2004 01:06:50 PM new
I love Scrapple fried nice & crisp, syrup or catsup, both good with it.
I have an idea what's in it, but never knew for sure. Don't tell me. Please............
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