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 Reamond
 
posted on March 24, 2004 10:36:10 AM new
I net over $100,000 a year on my eBay business and I also have contracts with several big corporations to "consult" with them about their eBay businesses.

You too can make mucho dollars on eBay.

LMAO.....


[ edited by Reamond on Mar 24, 2004 11:02 AM ]
 
 tomwiii
 
posted on March 24, 2004 10:54:28 AM new
Hey! Dat's nuttin!

Ralphie parlayed 3 sets of JARTS into his NATURAL VIAGRA empire & now drives a Bentley** with a constant bevy of bodacious b*tches at his beck & call!

TOP THAT!



*female doggies, ye of the low-minded persuasion

**wire crate by Bentley Manufacturing









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 Reamond
 
posted on March 24, 2004 11:05:42 AM new
Yeah welll--... I not only made a fortune on eBay by selling Elvis thingamajigs and penis enlargement pills, I now sell kits on how you too can make a fortune on eBay.

 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on March 24, 2004 11:12:46 AM new
I made my fortune by selling YOU those Make it Rich on Ebay kits at 'wholesale' (ha!)


 
 Reamond
 
posted on March 24, 2004 11:21:36 AM new
Oh yeah... well the wholesaler you bought the kits from was ME !!!! Ha HHAaa....

 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on March 24, 2004 11:45:51 AM new
ok you got me. And do not think I'll fall for THAT deal again!







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 cherishedclutter
 
posted on March 24, 2004 12:00:47 PM new
I made a million dollars off of Ebay last year. I buy big ticket items from paypal only dealers then do a chargeback. Sometime later (under a different id, of course), I sell all those big ticket items on a money order only id.


Did I mention I do all of this from my two homes - one in Indonesia and one in Nigeria?



 
 kiara
 
posted on March 24, 2004 12:22:49 PM new
I started selling on ebay years ago. I registered several IDs and I bid on my own auctions. Some of them I bid up to thousands of dollars apiece. I'm pleased to say that I won them all, though at times I had to snipe my other IDs to do so.

Then I carefully wrapped them and mailed the items to myself and relisted them again and bid them up twice as high. It didn't take long to have a million dollars in sales and I never had to worry about finding more stock.

The ebay fees were a killer though.

 
 mcjane
 
posted on March 24, 2004 01:07:51 PM new
I made millions on eBay with insurance, it was so easy.
I listed expensive jewelry, even copied pictures out of Tiffany's catalog listed it, sold it, insured it & then mailed empty packages, filed a claim when the buyers didn't receive their jewelry then collected & kept the money.

I also dabbled in selling empty Play Station boxes, but that didn't last long.

Of course I had to change my user ID several times so buyers couldn't find me.



 
 jackswebb
 
posted on March 24, 2004 04:13:04 PM new
I have made well Over 2.5 million dollars in ONLY 4 years (in my spare time) ( I really have NO iea how many 0's are in a million so I just say 2.5 million, close enough)of ripping off the unknowings. I take pictures right out of the magazines and make up auctions ( I mean why tie up those other peoples money in wothless stuff I don't even have.) ...They WIN! they are SOOOOOOOOO Happy! then,,,,,I send them NOTHING! YUP, absolutely Nothing! Oh I have many 1000's of negs,,Nobody EVER reads my feed back till,,,,,,,it's toooooooo late! Nobody ever figures out who to complain to.(I like that part) E bay tells them we are just a Venue, Sorry to hear of your $500.00 loss misfortune. You might want to contact someone who really cares. We at e bay get our fees from this high volume seller and we are most pleased. Sorry you got screwed. We here at e bay do the screwing. In other words I made my fortune the hard way, Screw everyone. After all it's cyber sales. Poof! I'm like Gone..


 
 pelorus
 
posted on March 24, 2004 05:02:49 PM new
I wish eBay had a stock option plan for its loyal sellers. Hmm, maybe I should take all my ebay winnings and buy the stock. Then all the sellers killing themselves taking pretty pictures and thinking up bon mots for their listings would be working for ME.

 
 wgm
 
posted on March 24, 2004 05:33:20 PM new
I love it!

Well, I created and operate eBay, so thanks to all you millionaire sellers I am making millions upon millions


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 MAH645
 
posted on March 24, 2004 07:41:11 PM new
I made millions on E-Bay by robbing stores and selling the goods on E-Bay starting at a penny and charging high shipping. I ran into a major flaw when I got behind on my listing and had to rent a building,so I rented one of the local factories had left behind in a bankruptcy. Things went sour when 911 hit as a terrorist bombed the building and all the inventory I worked so hard to steal. I then was so heart broken I started hauling stuff from the dump to the Flea Market. But when things started looking up again,I was thrown out of the Flea Market because they did not like my merchandise. But now I have found a new book out on how to make millions on E-Bay,and see where I went wrong.

 
 jackswebb
 
posted on March 24, 2004 07:54:46 PM new
MAH,,,HAHAHAHAHA,,,HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA,,,,,,THROWING MONEY INTO THE AIR! WE'VE MADE MILLIONS!!!! OOOOOOOOO,,,MILLIONS ON E BAY!!!!! THANKS!!!,,,,,,E BAY!!!!! MILLIONS,,,,,,E BAY, E BAY,E BAY, WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEE.......E ,,,,,,,BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! YEAH! MILLIONS, YOU CAN TO, JUST BUY CHUCKS QUICK AND EASY, 1,2,3, STEP BOOK,,,,,E BAY!!!!! THE QUICK AND EEEEEEEEEEASY WAY TO RICHES BEYOND YOUR WIIIIIDEST DRRRRRRRRRREAMS......EASY MONEY.COM........

YOU DO NOTHING AND THE BUCKS JUST ROLLLLLLLLLLIN,,,,,,,,,A REAL TURN KEY OPERATION,,,,,,NOTHING.......AH,,,,,,LIFE IS WUNDERFUL..........MONEY FER NUTHIN' CHICKS FER FREE,,,,,,,,,,,,,


 
 yellowstone
 
posted on March 24, 2004 08:48:51 PM new
I've got you all beat, I have allready started on my second 10 million in sales on Ebay......................I gave up on the first 10 million.

edited because I can, so there


[ edited by yellowstone on Mar 24, 2004 08:50 PM ]
 
 
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