posted on June 15, 2004 05:25:58 PM new
You know things are sad when HE gets almost more spam than I do:
"Dear Respectable Ralph,
Permite me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship
with you.
I am Michael J.Karimu, the only son of late Mr and Mrs James Karimu . My
father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital
of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to by his business associates on one
of their outing to discuse on a business deal. When my mother died on the
21st October 1984, my father took me and my junior sister special because
we are motherless.
Before the death of my father on 30th November 2002 in a private hospital
here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he
has a sum of $10.500.000 (Ten Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left
in a suspence account in one of the local bank here in Abidjan, that he
used my name as his first son for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge
amount of money his business associates supposed to balance him from the
deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should
seek for a God fearing foreign partner (SOUNDS LIKE RALPHIE to ME!)in a country of my choice where I
will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real
estate management).
We are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.
1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.
2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a boy of 23 years.
Moreover,we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for
effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate
account overseas.
Anticipating to hear from you soonest.
Thanks and God bless you
posted on June 15, 2004 07:31:49 PM new
ROFL!
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As I've matured, I've learned . .
#2. . . that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the butt are permanent.
posted on June 15, 2004 07:41:50 PM new
Ralph...It's steamy and hot in Africa and they have dog eating crocodiles there. Perhaps you should consider a milder and safer climate. I just got the following today, and since I'm so busy with my Nigerian benefactor, you are welcome to take advantage of it:
hello!
your last buyer recommend u as serios and good seller.
we are russian exchange company find persons,
who have personal or corporative account in diffrent banks.
we making exchange of e-gold money in diffrent countries
.
now we need persons who can accept our bank wires in
this countries: USA, CANADA, UK, AU, NZ.
amount starts from 1000$ per day on 1 bank account.
we will give u 10% of amount u exchange.
Offer is so good and it is true.
To get more information about this offer please install ICQ or MSN Messenger or
YAHOO! Messenger and we will provide all details instantly and i think we will
find good scheme for work.
please send that u are intrested on this offer to: [email protected] + your
details of messenger.
thank you,
Aleksandr Kozlov,
General Director of JSB MOSCOWEXCHANGE,
Moscow, Russia
email:[email protected]
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on June 16, 2004 03:22:44 AM new
You had better warn Ralphie, my husband was there a couple of years ago on a missions trip. One thing he was looking forward to seeing was the animals. In the village areas where he was, there were none to be seen, all had been eaten as food. He saw some children find a rats nest in the ground, and they pounced on them for food. Very sad, but tell Ralphie to watch out!!
posted on June 16, 2004 04:25:42 AM new
tom:
first, dont you juuuuuust feel so sorry for this motherless son?
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sounds like little ralphie could use some company...like a bodyguard or two.
you can borrow my two american pits, ben, and his junior sister, ben...bout 250 lbs between them.
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myoldtoy
posted on June 16, 2004 04:30:04 AM new
I can just see Ralphie trotting along with the impressively muscular pits on either side, wearing sunglasses and continually glancing from side to side.
posted on June 16, 2004 09:53:32 PM new
sparkz:
You never should have posted Aleksandr Kozlov
email address now everyone knows how to get in touch so I think Ralphie has lost out on this one.
Next time email Ralphie direct, he does have his own email account.
posted on June 16, 2004 10:16:30 PM new
McJane...You're right. I shouldn't have posted if for the Vendio posters to see. But looking on the bright side, I'm trying to help people who have very little money better themselves. So I emailed it to all my NPB's
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on June 17, 2004 12:33:51 AM new
sparkz:
How nice of you to look after your NPB's, it's the right attitude. They just made a mistake & do not deserve & have a FVF filed against them.
They need understanding & financial assistance & bless you for giving it to them.
You are one in a million to these soon to be millionairs.
