posted on January 19, 2005 09:17:11 AM new
Question: How many Live Help weenies does it take to change a light
bulb?
Answer: No one knows because LH doesn't know what a light bulb is,
but are sure if you clear your cache and toss your cookies it will
start working again.
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Question: How many site designers does it take to change a light
bulb?
Answer: None. They don't believe we need light bulbs, but are
convinced that moving brackets and fiddling with icons is a much
more valuable site enhancement.
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Question: How many eBay staff members does it take to change Meg's
light bulb?
Answer: Unknown - We are experiencing intermittent issues at this
time. We are working to resolve these issues as quickly as possible.
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Question: How many eBay Voices members does it take to change a
lightbulb?
Answer: We'll never know. They can probably do it, but the
non-disclosure agreement they sign prevents them from telling us.
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Question: How many ebay techies does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Ebay techies don't change light bulbs. They create a 9 page,
20 link tutorial on the subject, in HTML and download to the computer
in the janitor's closet.
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Question: How many ebay executives does it take to change a light
bulb?
Answer: None. They just have marketing portray the dark do nothing
dead bulb as a new feature, force you to turn on and off the optional
switch, and charge a substantial fee to see it not work."
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