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 jumpinjacko
 
posted on August 21, 2001 06:20:26 PM new


SO LONG MORON

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 REAMOND
 
posted on August 21, 2001 07:32:02 PM new
Well.. better late than never.

 
 saabsister
 
posted on August 21, 2001 07:36:30 PM new
Now if Strom Thurmond would follow that example...

 
 jumpinjacko
 
posted on August 21, 2001 10:37:30 PM new
What ...."Sperm" Thurmond just doubled his income from the Carolina
Tobacco industry....but he needs the money to fight ( from his death bed) any
term limits bill ..


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 Borillar
 
posted on August 21, 2001 10:48:06 PM new
Sperm Thurman
Trench-mouth Lott
Bobbi Barr
Dickless Armey

1 down ... 4 to go.



 
 jumpinjacko
 
posted on August 21, 2001 11:15:29 PM new
Borillar If all the good o’l Boys retired
The south will never rise again....but they would have time
to attend the occasional “Nights of the Klan Picnics”...that
they miss when their on the hill.....

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 chococake
 
posted on August 22, 2001 01:39:18 AM new
I heard that they won't be propping Strom up in his wheel chair anymore, because he's retiring too. Should be officially announced in a day or two. Sure hope it's true!

 
 yeager
 
posted on August 22, 2001 02:04:29 AM new
Now Jesse will have to buy a trailer in Florida, a collection of plaid shirts, some white pants, and some white vinyl shoes. Oh, a pair of socks, one blue and one red.

He should trade in his car for a 1975 Dodge Dart with a compass on the dash. He can drive this on the expressway 40 mph in the fast lane with his left blinker on!:}

 
 gravid
 
posted on August 22, 2001 03:12:09 AM new
Now he can say Nigraugh the way he really wants to without worrying about PC.

 
 Femme
 
posted on August 22, 2001 05:31:57 AM new

Happy days, indeed.

About time, too.



 
 mark090
 
posted on August 22, 2001 06:14:23 AM new
Wow...that should raise Congress's average IQ a few points and also bring forward in time to at least 1900 or so....

 
 Microbes
 
posted on August 22, 2001 08:46:43 AM new
Now Jesse will have to buy a trailer in Florida,

Please, don't even think that. We already have to deal with one of the Bush brothers, we don't need THAT.

 
 Borillar
 
posted on August 22, 2001 10:02:46 AM new
"Borillar If all the good o’l Boys retired The south will never rise again....but they would have time to attend the occasional “Nights of the Klan Picnics”...that they miss when their on the hill....."

>Tsk, tsk.< Who'll represent the interests of the Ku Klux Klan in Congress when the rest of the Fab-Five retire?



 
 
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