Antiquary
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:21:35 PM new
If you're suffering from lagging late season sales or still seeking the perfect product to tap into a hot foreign market, I may have stumbled onto a steaming hot solution.
In India the demand is outstripping the supply, but here it's merely going to waste.
Cheers! 
http://portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/09/02/wcow02.xml
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snowyegret
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:26:48 PM new
You first! 
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jumpinjacko
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:29:56 PM new
“ health cure for ailments ranging from liver disease to obesity”
They always know that marketing a product at boozers and fat people
means More Sales....
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EBAY ID
JUMPIN*JACK
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spazmodeus
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:30:52 PM new
Oops, thought this thread was going to be about me.
Hi Dan!
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sadie999
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:35:08 PM new
Hey if we can sell urine on eBay, I'll be at the wrong end of a cow by this weekend!
Ummm... you think they'd notice if it was human?
I know the PO won't let you ship feces, but can you ship urine?
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gravid
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:48:44 PM new
Can it be carbonated?
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hepburn
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:52:51 PM new
ROTF Spaz!!! LOL!
It also comes in tablets or a cream mixed with other traditional medicinal herbs.
I will take two, and a dab o' Spaz
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kraftdinner
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posted on September 5, 2001 05:57:02 PM new
spazmodeus - 
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thedewey
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posted on September 5, 2001 06:01:45 PM new
Hmmm ... if you get rich selling it, I'll sing you a song.
Urine the money!
Urine the money!
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Linda_K
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posted on September 5, 2001 06:01:57 PM new
Before purchasing for resale, I'd like to know if Mad Cow disease be passed through urine, or only through eating the flesh?
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snowyegret
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posted on September 5, 2001 06:03:13 PM new
Look out for the bull.
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Linda_K
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posted on September 5, 2001 06:04:46 PM new
LOL @ thedewey
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jumpinjacko
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posted on September 5, 2001 06:15:26 PM new
Waiter ...Excuse me....This is Goat piss and I know I ordered Cow piss.....
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EBAY ID
JUMPIN*JACK
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shoshanah
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posted on September 5, 2001 06:22:02 PM new
This is udderly disgusting.... Cream, you say? Yum!.....
Hey, if the White House can dispense &%#* to an entire nation, why not sell pipi on Ebay...
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Gosh Shosh!
My "About Me" Page
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Antiquary
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posted on September 5, 2001 06:57:38 PM new
LOL
I knew the RT wits would do justice to the article.
My wife is just back from surgery so I am barely here. She wasn't receptive to the restorative powers of the Indian Cure, however, so there may not be much domestic demand.
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Hjw
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posted on September 5, 2001 07:08:13 PM new
Sounds like a very predictable slippery slope case to me. Cow "urine" today...what's next?
Helen
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Hjw
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posted on September 5, 2001 07:14:24 PM new
Antiquary
I was typing and missed your post. I hope that your wife responds well to American medicine.
Helen
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Antiquary
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posted on September 5, 2001 07:23:37 PM new
Nothing too serious, Helen. Just requires some time, attention and care. Her sense of humor is fully in tact judging by her reaction to my explanation of the Indian treatment. LOL.
In fact, she's paging me now....
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jeanyu
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posted on September 5, 2001 07:33:31 PM new
Cow Pee is Nirvana. OHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It is amazing what meditation can do.
My best to Mrs. Antiquary.
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Femme
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posted on September 6, 2001 05:37:53 AM new
Animal rights activists in India also claim that the doe-eyed, hump-backed white Brahma cattle that are to be found on almost every Indian street are subjected to various abuses, including forced pregnancies to produce more milk.
How would one go about forcing a cow to get pregnant?
Get her drunk first???? 
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LOL, thedewey
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Wishing Mrs. Antiquary a speedy recovery. We know she has a good nurse.
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Femme
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posted on September 6, 2001 05:40:56 AM new
LOL, Antiquary...
...but here it's merely going to waste.
I missed that groaner the first time.
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snowyegret
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posted on September 6, 2001 07:08:23 AM new
Get well soon, Mrs. Antiquary!!!
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Antiquary
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posted on September 6, 2001 01:15:28 PM new
Femme, snowy The patient thanks you and is currently dozing. I really didn't mean to derail my own thread but thought that I should explain in case I didn't get back for a while.
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Microbes
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posted on September 6, 2001 01:21:37 PM new
How would one go about forcing a cow to get pregnant?
Does one really have to ask? This is done all the time. With race horses, it is quite common.
[ edited by Microbes on Sep 6, 2001 01:22 PM ]
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Microbes
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posted on September 6, 2001 04:35:41 PM new
Of course, you CAN wash your hair with it.
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jeanyu
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posted on September 6, 2001 05:00:11 PM new
Microbes, straight from the cow's patut. Better than our creme conditioners. But then again, what is in our creme conditioners? Ah Ha!
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