ddicffe
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posted on September 8, 2001 09:12:09 AM new
I have not seen one of these in a while, thought it would be fun. Everyone knows how it goes, right?
"It was a dark and stormy night. In the shadowy distance we saw...."
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Rick
In the begining, God created the heavens and the earth.
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gravid
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posted on September 8, 2001 09:52:24 AM new
a 7 - 11 sign on the side of the road.
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zilvy
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posted on September 8, 2001 10:54:32 AM new
now how did that get there? There isn't a store for miles and miles.......
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Ellen1Ratza3
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posted on September 8, 2001 11:09:25 AM new
Suddenly there was a flash and a loud Bang
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Antelope67
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posted on September 8, 2001 11:13:45 AM new
but there is a crow sitting on an oak
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zilvy
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posted on September 8, 2001 11:53:14 AM new
Good Lord is tht a shotgun under his wing?...
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posted on September 8, 2001 12:18:12 PM new
Or is he just happy to see me?
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slavien
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posted on September 8, 2001 01:23:23 PM new
forty seven gloomy christians waiting for the light of a new day. unable to sleep at all again, knowing through the pitiless night the failings of their misbegotten
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mastiff1
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posted on September 8, 2001 01:33:38 PM new
Then she said, "if he were happy to see us, why is he pointing his gun at us?"  
ps: what does the above have to do with a campfire story?
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slavien
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posted on September 8, 2001 01:55:34 PM new
they stood in a field by the roadside mouthing the words to their own favorite songs in unison shivering in the cold facing east for the sunrise. an occasional muffled moan bespoke the collective misery of dashed hope and shattered dishes.
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mark090
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posted on September 8, 2001 03:17:02 PM new
When from behind the tree someone yelled "PULL!" and one of the depressing christians sprung into the air. The crow quickly turned, pointed the shotgun and with a loud flash and a bright bang, the christian was blown to pieces...
There were now forty-six....
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mark090
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posted on September 8, 2001 03:17:16 PM new
[ edited by mark090 on Sep 8, 2001 03:18 PM ]
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slavien
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posted on September 8, 2001 03:43:40 PM new
in the field along the side of the road the moans grew to wails of grief not for the one lost but for the eternal perforation of brethren past in the shadow of the 7-11 but christians later would celebrate they knew for come the morning a crow would caw not being ensnared or misbegotten
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zilvy
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posted on September 8, 2001 04:59:44 PM new
the crow (actually a Raven) used to say "Nevermore" however, on this occasion he was heard to caw....this is going to be one long night! He cried out why in the name of Egypt..........
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ddicffe
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posted on September 8, 2001 05:04:00 PM new
And the rooster crowed, as the bright morning sun slowly climbed above the high rise 7-11. In unison, they all knelt in prayer, offering their love and praise to the Lord of the universe, the one who created them all, and provided for their salvation with a Cross. Behind them, in the form of the crow, was an agent of the evil one, the one who wants to be like God but can never be God. As the demon took careful aim at the row of Christians kneeling in supplication to the Lord...
I can play this way as well, guys.   
 Didn't see you Zilvy
Rick
forgot a bracket on bounce
In the begining, God created the heavens and the earth.
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zilvy
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posted on September 8, 2001 05:13:27 PM new
This is not part of the campfire story~ a small break for Slavien the disrupter~ to gather his/her composure....only 4 posts so far registered just today....so what do ya'll think? Is this an intruder? A Czech? A teller of tall tales? A renegade?
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ddicffe
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posted on September 8, 2001 05:20:05 PM new
That is what I thought as well, zilvy. Lets try this whole thing over again, or shall we keep on this track?
It was a dark and stormy night....
next again...
Rick
In the begining, God created the heavens and the earth.
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sammysue
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posted on September 8, 2001 06:19:51 PM new
and she was hurt and upset and out alone in a strange area. At least she thought she was alone.
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zilvy
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posted on September 8, 2001 08:51:47 PM new
All of a sudden there appeared......
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slavien
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posted on September 8, 2001 11:10:10 PM new
a very very small man singing "aso eso iso oso uso" as he walked slowly with a hobbled gait upon the road; "uso oso iso eso aso".
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Shadowcat
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posted on September 9, 2001 03:35:31 AM new
The raven/crow-it's never sure which it is-watched the singing man and wondered what the USO had to do with anything.
Suddenly, the boots dangling from the branch above the identity-challenged bird fell and...
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zilvy
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posted on September 9, 2001 08:45:55 AM new
crashing on the head of the litte "vowel" challenged aso eso iso oso uso causing him to go home to change..............
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mastiff1
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posted on September 10, 2001 05:17:09 PM new
into a pair of blood and dirt splattered overalls. The overalls didn't fit properly, so he...
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Microbes
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posted on September 10, 2001 05:30:51 PM new
Decided he needed a bullet proof vest instead.
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