posted on October 19, 2001 07:14:43 AM new
October 14, 2001
Dear Dubya,
On October 11 your words provided a shining ray of sunshine: "You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it...." Who else than you, our proud combatant of the Texas National Air Guard, would have spotted this insidious terrorist infiltration of our airways!! So, the Vigilant Girls Brigade (VGB) is heeding your call all over the country. For now, the coast (of Texas) is clear, but we are on the lookout. In the upcoming winter unknown crop-dusters will be easy to spot. Just count on the Vigilant Girls Brigade!!
You also said that: "women of cover fearing to leave their homes, and there was such an outpouring of compassion for people within our own country, a recognition that the Islamic faith should stand side-by-side, hand-to-hand with the Jewish faith and the Christian faith in our great land. It is such a wonderful example." We heard your call loud and clear! All Girls of whatever Faith, Christians Jewish and Muslim alike, join hands in Supreme Patriotic Duty. We do what American Girls do best: Shopping, Shopping and more Shopping!! We will show the whole world that no terrorist can stop us: Girls United in Shopping!! And we help the economy, right?
We heard that "classified information may have been leaked by members of Congress". We all admired your swift and determined action: That collective mouth of U.S. Congress has to shut up!! We all know U.S. Congress; would they ever behave? Now, more than ever, Government is the Art of Stealth. We are firmly behind you: the Stealth President of the U.S.A.(SPUSA)!!
My neighbor heard that if you read the Coca Cola logo in a mirror it reads a satanic message in Arabic. I found that hard to believe. Nevertheless the girls are now cruising the grocery stores in the neighborhood armed with our handheld mirrors. The Girls Brigade Against Satanic Messages (GBASM) will hit the ground running. In the war against satanic messages the girls are ready for action!!
In these dark days there is a silver lining. The Tax Cut is back!! During 2000 you campaigned relentlessly for the Tax Cut. After you became President your first goal was to rid us of the Clinton Surplus. The Tax Cut proved such a strong weapon of Compassion!! Thanks to your Tax Cut we are now back to Ronald Reagan's Deficit Days. After the attacks of September 11 that Universal Elixir of Compassion is back!! We can't wait to have another $75 billion flying out of DC! By the way, we are still waiting for your capital gains tax cut and those corporate tax rate cuts. When it comes to Tax Cuts you are unsurpassed!! Whatever the problem will be, you will cure it with another Tax Cut. Compassionate Conservatism is sooo easy:
Got a Problem? Cut Taxes!!
Your compassion didn't stop here: On October 2 you said: "ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport". Terrorists of the world beware; we will hit you with Flying Ticket Counters!! The airline industry is such a patriotic asset!! After all what the airline industry paid for your election in 2000, a $15 billion handout is just a small payback, right? Even the wife of Senator Tom Dashle understood that and went out of her way to lobby for those $15 billion. You are such a uniter!!
My motto for the weeks to come: Beware of Strikes of Compassion!!
posted on October 19, 2001 09:50:00 AM new
Uh-oh. Yesterday I went shopping and cruised the aisles of the local grocery store(without a mirror, though. That was in another purse).
I guess this means I've mobilised...
Even if we weren't eligible for the bloody tax rebate.*pout*
posted on October 19, 2001 10:02:46 AM newHJW: Usually, the tom does the grocery shopping(It's on his way home, so it's easier for him). Those few times I actually grace a grocery store with my presence, I don't have a clue where anything is located so wandering is almost required if I want to find my item.
