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 gravid
 
posted on April 14, 2002 07:44:07 PM new
After several threads about school and airline safety I am amusing myself by foreseeing the future where nobody is allowed anything that can be used as a weapon at home at work or in public.

I am seeing a future where the only scissors you can buy are two inch long with blunt ends and weak material. Where all the meat and veggies are in sacks pre-cut in bite size pieces. - You start to get the idea.

Hammers are all serial numbered and registered.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on April 14, 2002 07:49:27 PM new

I think I'll go into the Black Pill business...



 
 gravid
 
posted on April 14, 2002 07:51:27 PM new
Tell us more. Are they like the red pill/ blue pill in Matrix?



[ edited by gravid on Apr 14, 2002 08:02 PM ]
 
 plsmith
 
posted on April 14, 2002 08:05:22 PM new

You know -- that cozy, dreamy, solve-all-your-problems little black pill that has no taste and leaves no trace. Perfect for those who can no longer abide military rule or pseudo-freedom. "Takes a second, lasts an eternity."

Want a picture of the pill, too?





 
 gravid
 
posted on April 14, 2002 08:12:43 PM new
Well sure - we'll want to check it against our desk reference. Is it a hard pill to swallow?

 
 plsmith
 
posted on April 14, 2002 08:50:36 PM new

Only if you have lingering doubts...



 
 gravid
 
posted on April 15, 2002 02:07:55 AM new
You be bad.

 
 
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