posted on June 21, 2002 02:20:46 PM new
I've found the solution to your financial problems. I've designed a new checkbook register with no payment/debit column. ALL YOU CAN DO IS ADD! Spend as much as you want, there's never anything to subtract. HA!
I'll start printing them now and get some ads ready for FLD. Whaddya say?
Oh, yeah, and if you order now; I'll throw in an invisible ink pen. OOOOO!
posted on June 21, 2002 02:33:41 PM new
That makes sense alwaysbroke. It's not like there's a law that says we HAVE to be good at math. Actually, I'm trying to simplify my life, so this sounds perfect! Thanks for the tip.
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[ edited by kraftdinner on Jun 21, 2002 04:07 PM ]
posted on June 21, 2002 03:23:57 PM new
I'd like to see the expression on the face of the bank represenative when you are explaining your new technique ....after several checks bounce. HaHaHa!!! Tell them that you have a brain syndrome that prevents you from the consideration of losing or subtracting anything. If it can't be added, it's just not possible. LOL! A good candid camera idea!!!!
posted on June 21, 2002 04:55:59 PM new
You realize, of course, this idea was "born" after spending too many hours at the computer. My brain is fried.
I'm trying to get a bunch of ads ready for FLD (if it EVER gets here). My ads probably read gibberish.
FLD caught me with my pants down twice; NOT THIS TIME! HA! I'm hanging on with all ten fingers and toes and WISH for pete's sake they would get on with it.
posted on June 21, 2002 04:59:03 PM new
OK. But do you think it will sell? HUH?
I could also create an electronic checkbook for the internet. It'll include an on-screen calculator that will do all the work for you and double your interest at eom.
posted on June 21, 2002 05:02:33 PM new
I think your idea has great possibilities, alwaysbroke. Have them done in red and blue ink on white background and refer to them as the Bush Budget Plan. I bet they would sell like hotcakes.
