posted on September 23, 2002 02:22:37 PM new
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of
ladies are hitting from the ladies tee.
The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is
ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it
and hacks it another 10 feet.
She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says
apologetically, "I guess all those f***ing lessons I took this
winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replies, "Now, you see, that's the
problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead."