posted on November 27, 2002 06:33:17 AM new
A guy bought a bicycle for the first time, and received a jar of petroleum
jelly along with his purchase.
"What's this for?" asked the guy.
"Well, you don't want your bike to rust when it rains, so put on a thin layer
of the jelly before it rains and you'll never have to worry about rust again!"
replied the bike shop owner.
"Thanks," said the guy, as he put the jar in his pocket and rode off on his
bicycle. He rode straight to his new girlfriend's house where he was
meeting her family for the first time.
His girlfriend was waiting outside for him when he got there. She came up
to him and told him not to speak at all, or else he'll have to do the dishes.
He figured that would be no problem since he was shy anyways. So they
went into the house, where to his surprise, there were dirty dishes laying
everywhere.
Man, he thought to himself, they live like pigs! Dishes lay everywhere he
looked. They were on the furniture, in the bathroom, on the floor --
everywhere. His girlfriend led him into the dining room where everyone
was waiting to eat.
They all sat down to eat without uttering a word. The guy couldn't believe
how weird everything was. He didn't want to end up doing all those dishes,
so he tried to get one of them to speak.
He started to feel up his girlfriend at the table. Her parents raised their
eyebrows but didn't say anything. So he took it one step further, and threw
her onto the dining room table, and proceeded to make love to her in front
of her whole family.
Still, not a word. These people are crazy!, he thought.
He then went to his girlfriend's sister, placed her on the table, and had sex
with her too. Again, no response. I've got an idea... and I bet it will work.
Her dad will spaz!, the guy thought.
He took his girlfriend's mom, threw her on the table and had sex with her
too. Nothing. The guy just couldn't believe it and shook his head.
Suddenly, he looked out the window and saw a thunderstorm
approaching, so he pulled the jar of petroleum jelly out of his pocket.
The dad jumped out of his chair and screamed, "All right! I'll do the
dishes!!!"
