posted on November 27, 2002 06:30:52 AM new
One day, a man was sitting at a bar in Chicago. He looks over and sees
this guy who looks exactly like him. He says to the other guy, "Hey, you
look just like me!"
The other man agrees and asks, "Where are you from?"
The first guy answers, "Chicago."
"Me too!" says the second guy, "What street do you live on?"
"49th Street," answers the first guy.
"Me too!" says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. "What's
your address?"
"951."
"Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?"
"John and Cathy," says the first guy.
"Me too!" shouts the second guy. "I wonder if we're related?"
Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the one whose shift is
about to start asks if anything is new.
"No," says the first bartender, "just the Smith twins, drunk again."
