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 bear1949
  		posted on November 27, 2002 06:28:25 AM new
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop,
the Wall of Fear -- everything there was!

Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head
reeling and her stomach upside down.

Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big
Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi, and M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six
again?"

With one eye open, she said, "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of this story is:

If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

 
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