posted on November 27, 2002 10:45:21 AM new
There were three construction workers, one was Mexican, one was English, and the other was a blonde. They were on the high scaffolding of the building they were building, and they were eating lunch.
The Mexican looked in his lunch, and said, "A taco. If I get a taco one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
The English guy looked in his lunch, and said, "Crumpets. If I get crumpets one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
Then the blonde guy looked in his lunch and said, "Bologna sandwich. If I get bologna one more time, I'm going to jump off of this building!"
The next day they all got the same lunch, and they all jumped off the building and died.
At the funeral the Mexican's wife said, "If he would have told me he didn't want tacos, I would have made him something different."
Then the English guy's wife said, "If he would have told me he didn't want crumpets. I would have made him something else."
Then the blonde guy's wife said, "I don't understand. He made his own lunch."
posted on November 27, 2002 11:07:24 AM new
Three blond men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there --Clare Booth Luce
