posted on December 11, 2002 12:50:38 PM new
A mafioso's son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus.
First he writes, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year,
so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws
it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear Baby Jesus, I
have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again
looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
Then he gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of
the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another
piece of paper and writes, "Dear Baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your
mother again..."
