posted on December 11, 2002 12:54:22 PM new
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few
minutes, he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig
on the road and he's stuck in the bull bars of my truck. He's still wriggling;
what should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and
when it stops wriggling, you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios
back. "Boss, I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out, and
threw it in a bush."
