posted on December 18, 2002 03:08:54 PM new
Schizophrenia: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Multiple Personality Disorder: "We Three Queens Disoriented Are."
Narcissism: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!"
Dementia: "I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas."
Paranoia: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me."
Mania: "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town."
Depression: "Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely."
Personality Disorder: "You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, Then Maybe I'll Tell You Why!"
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: "Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock."
Passive Aggressive: "On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me... Then Took Away."
