posted on January 9, 2003 02:25:44 PM new
A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.....that's good isn't it, Mommy?" "Yes dear it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is." The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams "Mommy, Mommy!
Today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only got to D but I got up to G!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G....that's good isn't it, Mommy?" "Yes dear it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes dear it is." The following day the girl comes skipping home and says, "Mommy, today we did gym class and all the other girls had flat chests but I have these!" The girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36 C breasts. "That's good isn't it, Mommy?"
"Yes dear it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
