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 bunnicula
  		posted on February 17, 2003 08:55:31 PM new
Sitting through "So Graham Norton" on BBC America, waiting for a murder mystery show to come on, when they shared an original sounding hygiene product for men.

THE WILLY BRUSH

This is an actual product! Here is the URL, given on the program: http://www.willybrush.com/



 
 Linda_K
  		posted on February 18, 2003 06:06:10 AM new
Might be more useful over there than here since most here have been circumcisizied. But even for those who weren't.....sure seems like an un-necessary tool to me. Soap and water would take care of the problem better, imo. YUCK...the build up of .


Might just as well clean themself, they're going to have to keep the brush cleaned anyway. At least I'd hope so.



 
 gravid
  		posted on February 18, 2003 12:29:47 PM new
Never sell in America if it isn't powered.
(Batteries not included)

 
 trai
  		posted on February 18, 2003 12:35:38 PM new
Never sell in America if it isn't powered.
(Batteries not included)

Yeah, but you would never get it away from the ladies if it was powered. LOL


 
 bear1949
  		posted on February 18, 2003 12:45:55 PM new
THE


RANGE


OF


8 INCHES


LONG.


THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS


ENJOYED


BY


MEMBERS


OF


BOTH


SEXES.


IS


USUALLY FOUND HUNG,



DANGLING READY


LOOSELY


FOR


INSTANT


ACTION.


IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF


LITTLE


HAIRY


THINGS


AT


ONE


END


AND


SMALL


HOLE AT THE OTHER.



IN USE, IT


IS



INSERTED,


ALMOST


ALWAYS


WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,


SOMETIMES


QUICKLY,


INTO


A


WARM,


FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE


IT


IS


THRUST


IN


AND


DRAWN


OUT


AGAIN


AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN


SUCCESSION,


OFTEN


QUICKLY


AND


ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.


ANYONE


FOUND


LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY


RECOGNIZE


THE


RHYTHMIC,


PULSING


SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE


WELL


LUBRICATED


MOVEMENTS.


WHEN


FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES


BEHIND


A


JUICY,


FROTHY,


WHITE


STICKY


SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL


NEED


CLEANING FROM


THE


OUTER


SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND


SOME


OF


FROM


ITS


LONG


GLISTENING


SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS


DONE


AND


THE


FLOWING




AND




CLEANSING


LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED


EMANATING,


IT


IS


RETURNED


TO


ITS


FREELY


HANGING STATE OF REST, READY


YET


FOR


ANOTHER


BIT


OF


ACTION,


HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS


BRISTLING


CLIMAX


TWICE


OR


THREE


TIMES A


DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.


WHAT AM I???????


AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY


GUESSED,


THE


ANSWER !


TO


THE


RIDDLE


IS


NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........























TOOTHBRUSH.........


what were you


thinking?


You PERVERT!



 
 trai
  		posted on February 18, 2003 12:48:43 PM new
HAHAHAhahahaaaaaaaa!

 
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