posted on March 31, 2003 09:55:46 AM new
Here's one guy's idea...
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>I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one
plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't
work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke
their eyes out.
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>Here's the plan:
>1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know - Hitler,
Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never
"interfere" again.
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>2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.
They don't want us there anyway. We would station troops at our borders.
No more sneaking through holes in
the fence.
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>3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After
90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.
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>4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one
from a terrorist nation would be allowed in at all. If you don't like it
there, change it yourself, don't hide here.
Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers.
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>5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, or they get a "D"
... it's back home baby.
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>6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing
non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of
oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while.
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>7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
someplace else.
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>8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most
of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any,
anyway.
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>9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
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>10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer.
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>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
posted on March 31, 2003 10:21:59 AM new
I've seen this before, but it always brings a chuckle. thanks.
One thing I don't understand about the 'peace protestors' is why aren't asking the terrorist nations leaders to practice the 'peace' they so long for. Never have understood that one.
Like they scream when Israel takes action after another terrorist bomb kills their innocent citizens. The 'peace' people go over there and form human barriers so that the terrorists house, the one responsible for the bombing, won't be destroyed. Why can't they go to the terrorists who do these acts and speak to them about not doing the bombings in the first place.
