posted on May 10, 2003 02:33:22 PM new
A young boy ask his father, Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then ... ask your brother if he'd sleep
with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learned from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't
pass up an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do
that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"
Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million dollars is?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back
to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out
the difference between potentially and
realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,
we're living with two sluts and a queer.
"Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Harry Thompson
"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." - A Few Good Men
"Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Harry Thompson
"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." - A Few Good Men
posted on May 10, 2003 05:06:49 PM new
nice try, KD! LOL but we got it in black and white
"Just so everyone knows where I stand, Republicans aren't bad people." - kraftdinner
Thanks, KD - you aren't bad yourself!
"Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Harry Thompson
"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." - A Few Good Men
posted on May 10, 2003 05:13:53 PM new
You just gave me a great idea for a book wgm!!... "A Book of Excuses". People could refer to the book when they're in a pinch. It would list all possible known excuses available to justify bad behavior or words. It would be a hit with people in prison or teenagers!!!
P.S. Besides Twelve, I don't even have a million dollars.
posted on May 10, 2003 05:26:11 PM new
LOLOLOL, KD! But please, I would rather not take credit for the inspiration
Just don't quit your day job til it lands on the NY Times Bestseller List
"Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Harry Thompson
"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it." - A Few Good Men
[ edited by wgm on May 10, 2003 05:26 PM ]
posted on May 10, 2003 05:27:26 PM new
Reminds me of the old joke:
A man asks a woman "would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"
The woman replies " for a million dollars of course I would!"
The man asks " would you sleep with me for a hundred dollars?"
She replies " what kind of woman do you think I am?"
The man replies "we already established that, now we are just negotiating!"
