posted on July 21, 2003 06:08:45 AM new
got this in an e-mail this morning. Thought I's pass it on:
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore. " So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
"insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in
the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't
Americans know the real
truth? What a guy!!
posted on July 21, 2003 09:22:23 AM new
what makes forwarded emails worse than spam? Your friends send it to you!!
Picking out just a few:
The Mohammad Atta released by the Israelis was not the same man as the one involved in the WTC flight. This is an old rumor that was discredited a long time ago, but refuses to die because 30,000 new rubes a day sign up for internet connections and think they're the first ones to see this junk.The neo-right would love to blame 911 on Clinton, but it just isn't so. The boogy man didn't do it
posted on July 21, 2003 10:27:11 AM new
LMHO!!! "Thanks for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex" - yeah, like 8 year olds watch a lot of politics and news at that age...
What's your son thinking with this new President colin? Does he like war? Does he understand the concept of killing soldiers for no reason? Does he mind the fact we are closer to nuclear war than ever before? How does he like being on orange alert every other day? or the duct tape & plastic idea coming from Homeland "Security"? Does he mind that the President lies to get what he wants at his (and your) financial expense, maybe not leaving enough for University?
Sure, he's only 8, but ask him which is worse... a bj or a war against "terrorists" that'll never end (according to the new President). His answer will let you know if he's as smart as his dad.
posted on July 22, 2003 06:05:14 AM new
"Very timely, by the way Generalisimo Franco..still dead."
Thanks Man did I laugh and have a SNL flashback when I read that.
Colin what kind of moron are you?
Your man and his team have left a stain that may be equalled to the Nazi's?
How many dead US soldiers blood are there going to be on their hands? Share that with your 8 year old.
What would you rather have, a lie about a blowjob or a lie about a war that is about to become our generations Vietnam all in the name of some old guys money grubbing?
Look around you dude. Are any of those old men trickling any dinero down to you?
The Republicans have always been the suckers political party. They have never done much for the US economy. Big deficits and going to war is about all they are good for.
Clinton was one of the best presidents of the 20th century. As time goes by this will become more apparent in spite of 30M$ investigations and all of the other petty crap thrown at him by the party that likes to drop bombs.
posted on July 22, 2003 07:43:22 AM newWELL SAID canvid13
I disagree. Calling someone a moron is uncalled for. If you have a defensible position there's no need for insults.
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What luck for the leaders that men do not think. - Adolph Hitler
posted on July 22, 2003 07:50:44 AM newColin what kind of moron are you?
You are right profe51 this part was un called for. But the rest was well said.
WELL SAID canvid13