posted on August 4, 2003 04:56:40 PM new
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> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands off speaker-function and begins
>to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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> MAN: "Hello"
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> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
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> MAN: "Yes"
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> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
> coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
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> MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
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> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003
>models. I saw one I really liked."
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> MAN: "How much?"
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> WOMAN: "$60,000"
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> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
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> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last
> year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
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> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000."
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> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
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> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
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> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
> astonishment.
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> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
