posted on August 4, 2003 05:02:40 PM new
COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her She immediately moved to another
seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing,
she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition.
She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming"
and I
grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
reduce the
swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed he rself under a sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself.
BUT, your
Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost
it.
