posted on September 5, 2003 02:43:58 PM new
When I die, I want to go like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
A young man was sitting in class when the professor asked him if he knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was. He sat quietly, pondering this profound question. Finally, after giving it a lot of thought, he sighed and said,
"I think this was the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware."
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day..... 30,000 to a man's 15,000 words.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because a woman has to say everything twice."
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain it to you. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34
posted on September 6, 2003 07:32:12 AM new
good jokes, bear.
Seeing the word Ponder brought a 'flash from the past' back.
At one time we had a poster here [Maui/Hepburn] who use to start threads with 'Ponderments'. Things for us to think about and then post our thoughts on the different subjects.
Some even argued that ponderments wasn't a word. lol But we did ponder away anyway.
[ edited by Twelvepole on Sep 6, 2003 04:28 AM ]