posted on October 19, 2003 07:31:43 PM new
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Season's Greetings!"
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.
Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
Republicans do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Democrats, but they don't admit it.
Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.
Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.
Republicans always take the price tags off expensive gifts before wrapping.
Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play"Cowboys and Indians."
Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Republican men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.
On this, Democrats are in full agreement.
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posted on October 19, 2003 08:04:39 PM newRepublicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army. Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
That's because we know the $50 the Salvation army gets, $5.00 makes it to the panhandlers and $45.00 to "Administration" costs
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.
Well, I do drive around and look at other peoples lights but my front yard has 3 miles of lights and 10 displays. So how in the hell do I save money?
Republican men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Democrats are in full agreement.
posted on October 19, 2003 08:11:00 PM newRepublican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
I don't know, but that really had me laughing
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posted on October 19, 2003 08:14:53 PM new
Near, I am a very good chef and the Ladys won't let me anywhere near the kitchen on Holidays so that one struck me funny.
