posted on December 17, 2003 01:32:51 PM new
I saw this on the a UseNet newsgroup where the left and right duke it out alot
You might be GOP material if ...
You think being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're
a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.
You think the United States should get out of the United Nations, but that
our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
You think the government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big
Money, but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain
of illness.
You claim "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving
their jobs to India.
You think a woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.
You think Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
You claim the best way to improve military morale is to dare the enemy to
kill your troops in speeches, but sponsor legislation slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
You think group sex and drug use are degenerate sins, unless you someday run
for governor of California as a Republican.
You believe that if condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have
sex.
You think the best way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time
allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
You believe HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the
either their clients or public at heart.
You support providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but think
providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
You believe global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science,
but demand 'intelligent design' should be taught in schools.
You believe Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him
and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
You think a president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense, but can maintain that a president lying to enlist support for a war
in which thousands die is morally defenisble policy.
You think the government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, but include among those the banning of gay marriages and
censoring the Internet.
You believe the public has a right to know about Hilary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can
tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
You think what Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
You oppose trade with Cuba because the country is communist, but support
trade with China and Vietnam as vital to a spirit of international harmony.
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posted on December 17, 2003 08:00:37 PM new
nicely put, auctionace....
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
-- P. J. ORourke (Holidays in hell, 1989)
posted on December 18, 2003 09:19:47 AM new
Is that the best you can find. More propaganda from the falling to the left wingers. The same left that knows it hasn't a chance in hell of winning the next presidential election.
Who Reads What and Why
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
Democrats were thrown off-stride Sunday when Saddam Hussein was nabbed. Their election strategy is narrowing. The economy is rebounding and Saddam Hussein is in handcuffs, but Democrats believe they can win just on their promise of a tax increase. ....Argus Hamilton....
"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
posted on December 18, 2003 04:08:54 PM newThe same left that knows it hasn't a chance in hell of winning the next presidential election.
That's ok, it'll give us a lot more time to bedevil the bushies here...and I'll make a prediction right now. At the end of President Bush's hypothetical 2nd term, you will still be bringing up Clinton at every opportunity...
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
-- P. J. ORourke (Holidays in hell, 1989)
posted on December 18, 2003 05:52:37 PM new
Oh bear.....# 9 is a keeper for sure. LOL It certainly describes the far left liberals in the Bay area of CA. to a tee... and many other ultra-liberals too. Thanks....that made my day.
posted on December 18, 2003 08:47:25 PM newThe same left that knows it hasn't a chance in hell of winning the next presidential election.
Not a chance in hell...these polls closed yesterday, well after our stunning capture of Saddam and the President's soaring popularity polls...looks like at least a chance in hell, maybe more...
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
-- P. J. ORourke (Holidays in hell, 1989)
