posted on December 22, 2003 04:51:35 PM new
From me, Profe (hereafter to be identified as "the Wisher" to you the Vendido board posters (hereafter to be identified as "the Wishees"
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
i. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
ii. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
iii. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes or other expressed or implied covenants relating to the
wishee.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, or a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any
statements in this or other greetings or related communications from or by the wishor that contain reference to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
Savior", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer", "Santa" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all
proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby
acknowledged.
Regards,
Profe
Happy Christmas!
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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
-- P. J. ORourke (Holidays in hell, 1989)
posted on December 22, 2003 05:10:46 PM new
Let me extend my wishes and prayers for peace and happiness in all your lives. While I'm at it, let me extend my wishes and prayers for peace and happiness in the lives of people in every corner of the world. My three wishes for everyone on this board: Peace, Happiness and Good Health!
posted on December 22, 2003 09:05:24 PM new
Ditto : )
I came to these board new this year and have much enjoyed the experience and the people here no
matter how woefully wrong they are sometimes
But seriously, Thank you all for infintite laughs, opposing opinions, and new eyes with different experiences to see issues from. Hope you have a wonderful Holiday and I look forward to more great debates and even more laughs in the coming year.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on December 22, 2003 11:17:58 PM new
Jeez dude - same to you I'm sure (whatever you said).
Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, may I wish to you and yours all the finest possible best wishes for the forthcoming season and may your new year be bulging with wealthicity - legitimate or otherwise.
to you the Vendido board posters (hereafter to be identified as "the Wishees"
- legitimate or otherwise.
