posted on January 10, 2004 05:20:50 AM new
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots.
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Miniskirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
Inline skates and a walker.
But, otherwise,
WE'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!
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"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to the people who sleep under the very blanket of freedom I provide, and then question the manner in which I provide it. I'd rather you just said 'thank you' and went on your way." - A Few Good Men
posted on January 10, 2004 06:06:46 AM new
How about spiked heals and a cane? Just saw an elderly woman the other day walking down the street in spiked heals using a cane.
posted on January 10, 2004 07:27:38 AM new "BTW this is my first post to the round table. I sometimes post on the ebay outlook and lurk here frequently."
Welcome to the RT! I read ebay outlook but seldom post there. Your favorite is one of mine too...along with balding men in convertibles. At least, they don't have to worry about their hair blowing in the wind.
posted on January 10, 2004 10:32:41 AM new
What about hair transplant victims that think they look like teenagers? Or men that wear rugs that think they don't look like rugs...
Nice to see you here cherishedclutter! I love your sense of humour!!
