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 plsmith
  		posted on January 22, 2004 06:23:45 PM new
Hey, could be true...
 
 Helenjw
  		posted on January 22, 2004 06:59:09 PM new

Its twin rover, called Opportunity, is scheduled to land tomorrow and the martians may capture it too!

There may be WMD up there, you know.



 
 plsmith
  		posted on January 22, 2004 06:59:59 PM new
Or OIL!
 
 rawbunzel
  		posted on January 22, 2004 07:08:20 PM new
As soon as I heard the news I was certain the martians had disabled it.Or worse turned it into one of them. Can you blame them? Here we were up there naming thier rocks.....I'm sure the rocks already have names.


All religions are equally right
 
 gravid
  		posted on January 22, 2004 07:32:42 PM new
Well what do you expect? Alien invading machines are supposed to be able to take care of themselves and guard their landing vessels with all sorts of sensors and death rays.
This pathetic thing sits there for days sorting things out then when it rolls down you could disable it by lodging a couple rocks in front and in back of it's silly little wheels and throwing a used potato chip bag over the antenna.

 
 Helenjw
  		posted on January 22, 2004 07:51:18 PM new


Guess what Cheney is thinking about.

 
 rawbunzel
  		posted on January 22, 2004 07:54:50 PM new
Being probed by Aliens???




All religions are equally right [ edited by rawbunzel on Jan 22, 2004 07:55 PM ]
 
 Helenjw
  		posted on January 22, 2004 08:03:34 PM new

He's thinking about oil drills and how well they will work on Mars.

George is thinking about a space war.



 
 kraftdinner
  		posted on January 22, 2004 08:12:51 PM new
I think Cheney looks like he's thinking about food.

 
 rawbunzel
  		posted on January 22, 2004 08:14:55 PM new
How right you are, Helen. I doubt a good probing would put a smile like that on his face. Only oil or WMD could do that.
Silly me.
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 snowyegret
  		posted on January 23, 2004 03:52:48 PM new
Probing for dollars.
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-Harlan Ellison
 
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