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 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 08:11:23 PM new
What's Prince Charles doing in the Middle East -- running for King?

Really, he had nothing to do with deploying British troops to Iraq and Afghanistan, and there's no reason on earth he should be in Iran -- our enemy du jour -- so, what's he trying to accomplish on this unannounced tour? (I'm sorry, but the lame excuse that he greeted all of 200 British soldiers in Iraq and then went to Iran out of sympathy for December's earthquake victims just won't fly. )

One of the articles linked below mentions that he did meet with Paul Bremer ( -the guy we've sent to establish "democracy" )

Why is he over there, really?


http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGABM30ZFQD.html

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAY0LWWFQD.html


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Another American irreconciled to the idea that Twelvepole might procreate!
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 Fenix03
 
posted on February 8, 2004 09:11:01 PM new
::Another American irreconciled to the idea that Twelvepole might procreate! ::

Worry not - he's already informed us he has no active swimmers.

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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 09:13:48 PM new
That must really grate on a Navy man...


 
 kiara
 
posted on February 8, 2004 09:27:25 PM new
Yes, he told us that because he said sneaky little bitches were claiming he got them pregnant.


Edited to say that I already miss Twelve's humor and I hope he gets over his little snit fairly soon.

[ edited by kiara on Feb 8, 2004 09:41 PM ]
 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 09:51:59 PM new
Actually, Kiara, I believe he stated that they accused him of getting them pregnat

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 8, 2004 09:53:11 PM new

"Worry not - he's already informed us he has no active swimmers".

I suppose this means that he has a medical condition which prevents him from having children?

Helen

 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 09:57:36 PM new
Yeah, it's called a vasectomy. Now who'd'a thunk Twelvepole would be so advanced?!!


 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:01:02 PM new
Who said it was voluntary?

 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:02:50 PM new
Isn't the Navy voluntary?


 
 kiara
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:04:06 PM new
His exact quotes:


I am fortunate or unfortunate however you like to believe, sterile... me, I consider it fortunate... twice now the look on some girls face when she tried to get me to pay her to abort "our" child was priceless...


Neon Neon... better go back and read some of my other posts... I am sterile


Edited to add that the laughing smiley was put there by 12 after he said that.


[ edited by kiara on Feb 8, 2004 10:04 PM ]
 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:05:18 PM new
Darn it, Kiara, I was just about to have some real fun with Krafty!

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:08:04 PM new

I may be wrong but I don't think this is a topic to joke about.

Helen

 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:13:51 PM new
You're right, Helen. If Prince Charles becomes King of Iraq it'll be no laughing matter...

 
 kiara
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:16:00 PM new
Helen, Twelvepole said twice on a public board that he is sterile. My first post above mentioned the reason why he told us that in the first place.

Whether it's a medical condition or a vasectomy matters not to me. Perhaps I worded it wrong but I didn't mean it to sound like he got a vasectomy. Sheesh.

Personally I've never judged a man by the amount of "swimmers" he may or may not have.

 
 kcpick4u
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:19:58 PM new
Pat has again, knocked her own thread off topic, that fuctard

 
 Helenjw
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:20:24 PM new
austbounty in this time... there are many birth control methods that make that statement moot now... including a vasectomy...

Oh and no I am no different than a man that does have a vasectomy, just didn't have to go through the pain


This is what he said.





 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:27:14 PM new
Hey, KC called me a fuctard! I'm gonna whine to Vendio terreckly

Uh, the rest of you... why are you so preoccupied with Twelvepole's sperm count?


 
 kcpick4u
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:37:05 PM new
You are within your right's to do so, However, considering you are complicit to the fact, I would advise against it.

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:38:16 PM new
For me, Pat, I would like to be the first to bear his children online. I'm not ashamed either.

 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:42:49 PM new
Krafty, you're not only a deviant, you're plumb slap nuts, to boot! But go ahead on, girl -- I'm sure LindaK and Bear would stand in as Godparents...


 
 Fenix03
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:52:06 PM new
I'm sure Colin would be happy to officiate at the christening.
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 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 10:57:22 PM new
Who the heck is Colin, Fenix? You mean Colin Powell??? Man, this has gotta be the wackiest thread I've been in on in a long time! You guys rival the alt.conspiracy.jfk newsgroup -- and they're hardcore nutjobs!!

 
 kcpick4u
 
posted on February 8, 2004 11:09:35 PM new
Colin,A scooter rolling man of the cloth, that did post here.

 
 Fenix03
 
posted on February 8, 2004 11:23:13 PM new
Hey now Pat - you are the one that started the conspiracy theory asking why Charles went to Iraq when everyone knows the real reason was to score some high grade opium and get a new hooka

Colin is a MIA poster and rev whose website solicited PayPal donation for his church and included christian messages such as a list of "anti-americans" from here in the Round Table during the era of much heated war debates.

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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
[ edited by Fenix03 on Feb 8, 2004 11:23 PM ]
 
 plsmith
 
posted on February 8, 2004 11:29:18 PM new
Good Lord... the history of Vendio... I have no idea what goes on here when I'm not participating, and I leave for months/years at a time...

I'd buy that Prince Charles was sewing up the poppy trade though, Fenix

 
 gravid
 
posted on February 9, 2004 04:08:48 AM new
It is part of the job as national pet to show support for the underclass such as become soldiers.

 
 CBlev65252
 
posted on February 9, 2004 05:20:36 AM new
Edited to say that I already miss Twelve's humor and I hope he gets over his little snit fairly soon.

What did I miss? What did I miss? See, that's what I get for staying away for a few days.


Cheryl
http://tinyurl.com/vm6u
 
 
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