posted on June 4, 2004 09:30:06 PM new
The laundry, clean the litter box, cooking and dishes, answer all ebay related email and pack all order thengo back to their home across the street.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on June 4, 2004 09:47:05 PM new
Fix fences in 104 degree heat. It isn't fun anymore.....
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When a dog howls at the moon, we call it religion. When he barks at strangers, we call it patriotism. - Edward Abbey
posted on June 5, 2004 08:40:30 AM new
...go to the grocery store, cook, serve dinner and clean the kitchen in addition to his usual backbreaking activities such as mowing the grass, trimming bushes and felling trees because he is too cheap to hire a lumberjack, a lawn service or a maid.
posted on June 5, 2004 04:12:46 PM new
Laundry, dishes, scrubbing the floors, cleaning the toilet, feed me bonbons, make dinner every night, wash the car, pull weeds in the garden, take the trash out BEFORE it over flows onto the floor, actually "see" dust, clean the bird cage, clean out the fridge (no dear, the fridge is not supposed to smell that way, LOL), etc., etc.
posted on June 5, 2004 06:59:34 PM new
I'd have do the exact things as Cheryl said above ^^ and clean his own bathroom and his office. (yes, he has his own bathroom, because he's a super slob, and I won't even go in there, YECH! and its closed to the public! )
I'd love to close ours to the public, but it's the only one we have. Why must they insist on hitting the back of the toilet seat? And YUK when they forget to put down the seat and I have to sit on their mess on the rim. I get shudders just thinking about it. It's that very reason I clean it everyday!
posted on June 5, 2004 10:24:31 PM new
Buy the birthday cards and Christmas presents for HIS danged family.
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As I've matured, I've learned . .
#2. . . that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the butt are permanent.
In addition to being a good maid and yard man that I mentioned earlier and since he refuses to provide me with sufficient staff, he should also be my secretary, accountant and resolve all child related problems.