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 kraftdinner
 
posted on June 4, 2004 08:06:18 PM new
If you had a Stepford Wife or Husband, what would you make them do?

 
 fenix03
 
posted on June 4, 2004 09:30:06 PM new
The laundry, clean the litter box, cooking and dishes, answer all ebay related email and pack all order thengo back to their home across the street.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
 
 profe51
 
posted on June 4, 2004 09:47:05 PM new
Fix fences in 104 degree heat. It isn't fun anymore.....
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 Helenjw
 
posted on June 5, 2004 08:40:30 AM new

...go to the grocery store, cook, serve dinner and clean the kitchen in addition to his usual backbreaking activities such as mowing the grass, trimming bushes and felling trees because he is too cheap to hire a lumberjack, a lawn service or a maid.



 
 replaymedia
 
posted on June 5, 2004 11:49:21 AM new
Let's see you have a robotic-zombie slave version of ***Nicole Kidman*** and you have her doing CHORES?!?!?!

I could probably get a lot more creative than that, but I'm not going to do it here

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 stopwhining
 
posted on June 5, 2004 01:39:07 PM new
i will send her to rob a bank!
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 twig125silver
 
posted on June 5, 2004 02:11:45 PM new
I would have him do everything I don't want to...which means about everything!

(And then do a few things I DO want to do..heehee!)

 
 cblev65252
 
posted on June 5, 2004 04:12:46 PM new
Laundry, dishes, scrubbing the floors, cleaning the toilet, feed me bonbons, make dinner every night, wash the car, pull weeds in the garden, take the trash out BEFORE it over flows onto the floor, actually "see" dust, clean the bird cage, clean out the fridge (no dear, the fridge is not supposed to smell that way, LOL), etc., etc.

Cheryl
 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on June 5, 2004 06:59:34 PM new
I'd have do the exact things as Cheryl said above ^^ and clean his own bathroom and his office. (yes, he has his own bathroom, because he's a super slob, and I won't even go in there, YECH! and its closed to the public! )
 
 cblev65252
 
posted on June 5, 2004 08:34:35 PM new
Near

I'd love to close ours to the public, but it's the only one we have. Why must they insist on hitting the back of the toilet seat? And YUK when they forget to put down the seat and I have to sit on their mess on the rim. I get shudders just thinking about it. It's that very reason I clean it everyday!

Cheryl
 
 Roadsmith
 
posted on June 5, 2004 10:24:31 PM new
Buy the birthday cards and Christmas presents for HIS danged family.
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#2. . . that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the butt are permanent.
 
 Helenjw
 
posted on June 6, 2004 06:18:14 AM new


In addition to being a good maid and yard man that I mentioned earlier and since he refuses to provide me with sufficient staff, he should also be my secretary, accountant and resolve all child related problems.

 
 
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