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 Twelvepole
  		posted on June 14, 2004 06:55:21 AM new
Top 10 Funny Store Signs

1.Outside a muffler shop: \"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.\"

2.Outside a hotel: \"Help! We need inn-experienced people.\"

3.On a desk in a reception room: \"We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.\"

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: \"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!\"

5.At the electric company: \"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don\'t you will be.\"

6.On the door of a computer store: \"Out for a quick byte.\"

7.In a restaurant window: \"Don\'t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.\"

8.Inside a bowling alley: \"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.\"

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: \"Drive carefully, we\'ll wait.\"

10.In a counselors office: \"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. -------------


#10 must be hung in front of yeager\'s house to...



 
 parklane64
  		posted on June 14, 2004 09:24:57 AM new
Twelve, you HAVE to pay more attention. Homosexuals have a tendency to die young, and skinny. They don't have time to wise up. Wonder what the APA says 'bout that.

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 Linda_K
  		posted on June 14, 2004 04:03:52 PM new
Thanks for the chuckles....those are cute.






Re-elect President Bush!!
 
 NearTheSea
  		posted on June 14, 2004 04:11:00 PM new
Good ones Twelve

I like #3, and I'd put that sign out in our yard (if only! LOL Mike doesn't like ANY signs ) but it would say that

"We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left"


 
 Twelvepole
  		posted on June 14, 2004 08:08:30 PM new
ahhh, parklane was trying to avoid that subject...



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Gay marriage is wrong!
 
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