posted on June 21, 2004 08:17:35 PM new
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico.
Two million Mexicans have died and over a
million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army
control the riots. The European community (except of
course France) is
sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two
million replacement Mexicans.
posted on June 22, 2004 05:06:13 AM new
are the 2 millions mexicans sent to join the riots??
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posted on June 22, 2004 05:40:18 AM new
Whats' an Earthquale??
Re-defeat Bush
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posted on June 22, 2004 09:37:43 PM new
That was real funny 12. Here's a Kentucky joke:
Two Kentucky boys, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and that they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
What's logic?" asked Bubba. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example.
Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do," answered Bubba.
Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," Bubba responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, Bubba shouted, "AMAZIN'!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin?" Cooter asks. "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" "No."
"You're queer, ain't ya?
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When a dog howls at the moon, we call it religion. When he barks at strangers, we call it patriotism. - Edward Abbey
Just caught the "earthquale" thing. It's funny that your eyes at first glance can take a misspelled word and make it spelled right. An optical illusion.
Prof
Funny!
Thank goodness I'm in too good a mood today to worry about "politically" correct. I've lived through my share of blond jokes and still get a kick out of every single one of them.
The joke is in bad taste and heaven help me, made me laugh.
