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 logansdad
 
posted on July 25, 2004 11:23:50 AM new
New Towns in Iraq.

Now that the B-1's, B-2's, B-52's, TLAMs, F-14's, F-15's, F-16's, F/A-18's, Tornados, Harriers, F-117's, and field artillery have reorganized Iraq's landscape, our intelligence has discovered they have renamed some of their towns, no doubt in order to confuse us. These new names include:

Wherz-Myroof
Mykamel-Izded
OKraph-Dissizbad
Waddi-El-Izgowinon
Pleez-Ztopdibomin
Kizz-Yerbuht-Goodbi
Ikantstan-Disnomore
Wha-Tahel-Wazi-Tinkin
Myturbin-Izburnin



Let's have a BBQ, Texas style, ROAST BUSH
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 Helenjw
 
posted on July 25, 2004 11:43:35 AM new

Translated...

Where's my roof
My camel is dead
Oh crap, this is bad
What in the hell is going on
Please stop the bombing
Kiss your butt goodbye
I can't stand this anymore
What the hell was he thinking
My turban is on fire

What a tragedy...and a site on the net classifies it as military humor.



 
 CBlev65252
 
posted on July 25, 2004 02:20:43 PM new
Helen

Those were too good. And, sadly, too true!

Cheryl

. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
 
 
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