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 yeager
 
posted on August 6, 2004 04:00:08 AM new
Now we know why his speeches are so hilarious!






Maybe Bush will appoint him to be an economic advisory and let him do some ciphering too.







[ edited by yeager on Aug 6, 2004 04:03 AM ]
 
 CBlev65252
 
posted on August 6, 2004 05:00:55 AM new
yeager

LOL!

Cheryl

. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
 
 Bear1949
 
posted on August 6, 2004 12:21:03 PM new
Yeager, great self portrait.





 
 logansdad
 
posted on August 6, 2004 01:16:30 PM new
Sing - Along to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies


Come 'n list-en to my sto-ry 'bout a man named Dick,
Wy-o-ming Rep, pol-i-tics made him sick.
An' then one day, he was head-in' our De-fense,
When he got an i-de-a that clicked and made sense._______
(Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!)

Well, the first thing ya know, Dick's a mil-lion-aire.
Kin-folk said, "Dick, move a-way from there."
Said Hous-ton, Tex-as is the place to bring your gun,
So they load-ed up the jet and moved to Hall-i-bur-ton._______
(Company that! Corporate boards! C.E.O.!)

Ol' Dick bought a ranch and trav-eled the world 'round.
Call-in' old friends helped make his busi-ness sound.
Now he's on the tick-et, as the Guv showed keen fore-sight,
'Cause ol' Dick's strong views help sol-id-i-fy the right._______
(Wing that is! Pat Robertson! Jesse Helms!)



Let's have a BBQ, Texas style, ROAST BUSH
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YOU CAN'T HAVE BULLSH** WITH OUT BUSH.
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We the people, in order to form a more perfect Union....
.....one Nation indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for ALL.
 
 parklane64
 
posted on August 6, 2004 03:53:00 PM new
We need MORE stupid shows on TV, so these people will have jobs, again.

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Hebrews 13:8
 
 neroter12
 
posted on August 6, 2004 04:26:55 PM new
lol parklane. Thats using ye ole' noggin!



 
 crowfarm
 
posted on August 6, 2004 04:34:56 PM new
Oh GAWD CASWL!

A reporter asked bush what sovereign meant.


George replied....sovereign means sovereign. And if ya have two it's sovereigninities.



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