posted on September 16, 2004 10:34:31 AM new
"How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb? Seven.
"1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced
"2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb,
"3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,
"4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,
"5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb,
"6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
"7. And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."
posted on September 16, 2004 10:49:29 AM new
Roadsmith, you forgot to mention that Bush's administration would wait seven minutes and continue reading to children before deciding to change a light bulb.
DICK CHENEY SUPPORTS MY RELATIONSHIP: People ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to
Let's have a BBQ, Texas style, ROAST BUSH
------------------------------
YOU CAN'T HAVE BULLSH** WITH OUT BUSH.
------------------------------
posted on September 16, 2004 10:52:06 AM new
And kerry would sit stunned for 40 minutes before calling teresa to have the butler come and change the bulb Hey, hey Ho, ho Kerry - sign the 1-8-0
posted on September 17, 2004 05:36:41 PM new
No Kerry would change his mind about having it changed after someone took it out and then tell everybody how much the Bush administration spent having it put in. Then tell everybody it is a waste even using light bulbs that he has a better plan,he then leaves you in the dark.
posted on September 17, 2004 05:48:23 PM new
MAH, instead of dragging out the old tired cliche' about Kerry changing his mind why don't you read the 4th post in the thread,"Supporters Of Kerry".
