posted on November 4, 2004 02:31:53 PM new
"The Vendio Round Table ---
A place to kick back, relax, and have fun! Share a story, tell a joke, write a poem, make a friend..."
In this aspect, one could say that barely any threads here are 'vendio round table' related!!!
ok, which people, do this part, around here, do the ... "'kick back, have fun, tell a joke, write a poem, and make a friend" part of the Vendio Round Table ......
PLEASE somebody here... write a poem! ... a NICE poem!!!! or feel free to 'kick back' and 'make a friend'!
I'd start first with a poem, but ... no inspiration just yet ... it's coming to me though ... i think ...
posted on November 4, 2004 08:28:42 PM new
Twas Christmas Day in '68, and swift boat Capt. John Forbes Kerry
Said he was in Cambodia. Does that sound weird? Well, yes. Quite. Very.
Because, you see, he wasn't there. Old Kerry was a' fibbin.
He got caught embellishing his service in some ill-advised ad libbin.
The press is silent on Kerry's blatant lie, on this it's mum's the word.
Had this been Bush, I tend to think, we'd see a big Old Media turd.
But no, it's okay, when Kerry lies, because Bush must be defeated.
So apologies can be offered up for how France has been mistreated.
Bush lied, they say, in outraged scorn, to bring us into war.
Yet Kerry lies, and that's just fine, let's show him the White House door.
Amidst all this, terror lurks, and plots its next attack.
It's easiest to make a move, when the enemy has turned its back.
Ok, on a lighter side here's a few that I really like.
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
playin with a girl named Mary
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plum
and said hmmmmm
what a strange lookin cherry.
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burned his d!ck
jumpin over
a candlestick
I bet he'll never
try that again
bod-a-bing.
There once was a hermit named Dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
she stunk like sh!t and only had one t!t
but think of the money he saved.