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 maggiemuggins
 
posted on January 13, 2005 03:56:11 PM new

That had to hurt!!

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

...Appearantly they were at a party, she got mad, he threw her out of the house, then they got into a fight at the front door which ended with...

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

“Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

Full story (http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3988549)

OUCH! :yikes:

 
 replaymedia
 
posted on January 13, 2005 05:23:23 PM new
"where he refused to have sex with her"

Obviously there was something wrong with it anyway.

"In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued:"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The last time I was at a drunken house party and wound up standing outside the front door in my underpands with a woman laying on the ground under me... oh wait. That's never happened to me. Before I read this story, I would have thought that was a bad thing.


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 parklane64
 
posted on January 13, 2005 09:42:30 PM new
How wonderful. It's amusing when it is a man injured in domestic violence. Can you say 'double standard'?

Glad you came out condemning this action.

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 replaymedia
 
posted on January 14, 2005 05:20:45 AM new
"Can you say 'double standard'?"

Let me try spelling it. "H" "U" "M" "O" "R".

Get some today!


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