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 bunnicula
 
posted on January 13, 2005 06:00:34 PM new
someone sent this to me at work today, and I felt moved to share it.


The Bear

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a
week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do a seven-day experiment. They would each go into the woods, find a bear, and preach to it.

A week later, they're all together to discuss the experience. Father O'Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, in a fine Irish brogue, 'Ey wint oot into th' woods to find me a bear. Oond when Ey fund him Ey began to read to him from the Baltimorre Catechism. Well, that bear wanted naught to do with' me and begun to slap me aboot. So I quick grabbed me holy water and, THE SAINTS BE PRAISED, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is cooming oot next wik to give him fierst communion und confierrmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he proclaimed,"WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle...WE DUNK! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to him from God's HOOOOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. I SAY NO! He wanted NOTHING to do with me. So I took OOOLD of him and we began to rassle.

We rassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we come to a crick. So I quick DUNK him and BAPTIZE his hairy soul. An' jus like you sez, he wuz gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the week in fellowship, feasting on God's HOOOOLY word."

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying in a hospital bed. He's in a body cast and traction, with IV's and monitors running in and out of him.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Oy! Preaching to the bear was easy, but he got a bit touchy about the circumcision."


 
 classicrock000
 
posted on January 13, 2005 06:07:40 PM new
LOL

 
 Bear1949
 
posted on January 13, 2005 06:21:43 PM new
Preaching to the bear was easy, but he got a bit touchy about the circumcision."



You better believe it.




A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on January 13, 2005 08:57:44 PM new
LoL Bear!!

 
 logansdad
 
posted on January 14, 2005 06:36:55 AM new
Preaching to the bear was easy, but he got a bit touchy about the circumcision."



The Bear is lucky the woman who tore off her's husband's testicles did not try and start preaching to him.


Absolute faith has been shown, consistently, to breed intolerance. And intolerance, history teaches us, again and again, begets violence.
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 twig125silver
 
posted on January 14, 2005 06:59:55 PM new


 
 
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