posted on February 12, 2005 12:48:08 PM new
I went with my daughter to have Lily have 'professional' pics taken. They took a bunch and one they thought she didn't want, for a reason I guess but I bought it, now everyone wants it, esp. the shop where her husband works:
This is what Lily thought about having to have her picture taken
Ok now for some oldie but goody jokes
ed for picture!
[ edited by NearTheSea on Feb 12, 2005 12:50 PM ]
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a .45 revolver. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife," the man said. "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots were heard, one shot after another. The agents heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
posted on February 13, 2005 05:20:49 PM new
What a Beautiful baby Lily is! You must be such a proud Grandma! Congratulations to your whole family.
I agree that you made the right decision to purchase this darling picture. Instead of showing the "bare bu** on the rug" picture to her boyfriends when she starts dating, you can show off this one!
posted on February 14, 2005 11:31:22 AM new
LOL minniestuff, we took pics of the bare butt of the girls when they were babies, but dang! I never did show them to their boyfriends
Yellowstone!! GNTS, stop that!!
classic, YEP I do believe your correct! Not only Dem. but so far leaning left, that she was practically falling over
Seriously though, the photographer, a young woman, said she ACCIDENTLY printed that picture! She didn't think it appropriate!!! what? I thought it was cute, and the 'guys' would really get a kick out of it! (and they did! )
but I bought it, now everyone wants it, esp. the shop where her husband works:
