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 irked
 
posted on August 8, 2006 01:08:38 PM new

Doctor's Office

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you
are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I
love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes, may I help you??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

**************


Well, aren't we a ray of sunshine.
 
 bebeboom
 
posted on August 8, 2006 01:10:54 PM new
ROFLMAO!!!

 
 twig125silver
 
posted on August 8, 2006 03:15:59 PM new
BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA!

 
 
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