posted on August 17, 2006 03:11:55 PM new
I went to the Patent Office to register some of My inventions. I went to the main desk to sign In and the lady at the desk had a form that had To be filled out. She wrote down my personal Info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
I said "A Fottle."
"What else do you have?" she asked me.
I said "A folding carton."
"And what do you call it?"
I said "A Farton."
She snickered and said,
"Those are Silly names
For products!
And one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed The form and left the office without even Telling her about my folding bucket.
