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 bitsandbobs
 
posted on September 12, 2000 03:03:51 AM new
Are you happy with what you've got or would you be happier changing something.
You've just won a free plastic surgery procedure and you're entitled to one free treatment.
What would you have done?


 
 HartCottageQuilts
 
posted on September 12, 2000 05:23:22 AM new
Tummy tuck. I've had a pot belly since I was 10, skinny as a rail elsewhere. It's a family thing; my mother and aunt, both past retirement, have looked 7 months pregnant since their 30s. Add an 8lb 4 oz. baby, and I could probably tie the extra skin into a bow if I spent an afternoon trying. I suppose once I'd got that down it'd be a kind of entertainment for lulls in conversation at cocktail parties, but...well, I think not.

 
 toomanycomics
 
posted on September 12, 2000 06:18:26 AM new
hmmmm..... I would request breast reduction

then I would finally reach through narrow places for a pen on the floor.
 
 Meya
 
posted on September 12, 2000 06:32:57 AM new
A nose job, that would be my choice. My nose is rather crooked, my sister's is too. Maybe we could get a "group rate".
 
 Linda_K
 
posted on September 12, 2000 07:21:33 AM new
Mornin' -

Well, bitsandbobs I want it all please. BUT since know I'd be in the hospital for almost the rest of my life....(lots of work there) maybe not.

Maybe when this thread is finished we might want to take the body image test at: http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/body_image.jsp ?????

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on September 12, 2000 09:50:24 AM new
I would donate it to HCQ. Sounds like her problem is worse than mine! The vision of tying stomach skin into a knot is well...well... gross!!Thank you for sharing that HCQ.

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on September 12, 2000 10:12:58 AM new
Nose. Not too big, but still, always wanted a "ski lift" nose. And dimples! Want some dimples!


 
 kiheicat
 
posted on September 12, 2000 12:56:41 PM new
Put me down for some lipo!

 
 RainyBear
 
posted on September 12, 2000 04:35:51 PM new
I don't think I'd ever have the guts to have plastic surgery done after watching those shows on TV where they peel people's faces back during a faceleft and jab around during lipo. Major yeesh! I'm just going to have to live with my physical shortcomings.



 
 toomanycomics
 
posted on September 12, 2000 05:03:11 PM new
who wants to trade?
anyone?
 
 njrazd
 
posted on September 12, 2000 05:06:26 PM new
I could use a minor eye lift to get rid of those hooded eyelids.

Oh, and a breast lift. I like the amount I have, I just wish it was up a little higher! hehe

***************
That's Flunky Gerbiltush to you!
 
 Muriel
 
posted on September 12, 2000 05:51:21 PM new
I'd like to have my headlights dimmed.

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on September 12, 2000 07:45:00 PM new
No surgery for me, plastic or otherwise. I don't like sharp objects being used on me...

But could you something about the lady upstairs. She drops pots and pans all the time. Makes me jump every time.

Barry (crash, bang, boom) Barris


 
 BlondeSense
 
posted on September 13, 2000 12:45:30 AM new
Toomany, maybe we could work something out.
Its been a loooong time since puberty and I'm still a'waitin for 'em.

I really don't mind, but its rather embarassing to have to buy lingerie in the 'girls' department when you're 40.


[ edited by BlondeSense on Sep 13, 2000 12:50 AM ]
 
 enchanted
 
posted on September 13, 2000 04:45:16 AM new
hi bits and bobs

no one with a sharp knives is allowed anywhere near my person also i am nearly perfect in my own mind and need no surgical help to dazzle the surrounding populace with my beauty LOL

seriously why did only women answer this question maybe the male posters didn't want to admit what they'd like to change?

 
 toomanycomics
 
posted on September 13, 2000 04:53:15 AM new
Blonde - it's a deal

I'm tired of guys 'brushing' by me, or have my headlights get stuck between the books or boxes I'm carrying.
 
 shellsputer
 
posted on September 18, 2000 01:25:10 PM new
I know I'm gonna get lambasted for this, but what the hell?

I opted for breast implants last October. Had the same problem as BlondeSense, got tired of everything being too big, and couldn't wear fitted tops cuz they didn't fit, even the x-small sizes. Didn't go too big, ended up just right and proportionate. Best thing I ever did for myself!!

 
 jeanyu
 
posted on September 18, 2000 04:49:12 PM new
Oh my!!! titties a bit small but god gave me legs!! And I know how to use em!

 
 redhead1
 
posted on September 19, 2000 12:47:05 AM new
Without hesitation.....Breast Reduction Surgery!
~~Redhead~~
\"It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider
that the limit of our power of perception is also the
limit of all there is to perceive.\"--C.W.L.



 
 rca001
 
posted on September 19, 2000 01:37:43 PM new
Definitely LASIK. My insurance company considers this cosmetic surgery, even if I don't.
rca001

 
 cdangel0
 
posted on September 20, 2000 05:40:15 AM new
Male answer - I'd have the beer belly sucked out and added to that appendage 6 inches lower. No problem w/ girth...just want more length. (would be happy to get another 3 inches)

You asked!
[ edited by cdangel0 on Sep 20, 2000 01:12 PM ]
 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on September 20, 2000 10:19:59 AM new
You would add six inches??
 
 
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