Muriel
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posted on October 6, 2000 03:14:22 PM new
Barry (what else could happen?) Barris - tell the members of your harem how things are going. 
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barrybarris
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posted on October 6, 2000 05:34:21 PM new
Muriel,
Things are well, thank you for asking...
I turned 49 years old last week.
This is my post number 999 at Auction Watch.
My housekeeper did the laundry today.
My name appears in the title of two threads in The Round Table.
I got 6 bagels free with a coupon.
It's Friday evening and I'm disturbing the neighbors with my stereo.
A friend has his prostrate checked by the Doctor, then friend insisted on telling me all the details...
I balanced my checkbook and it agreed with the bank statement...
I'm wearing clean underwear.
So far today I have gotten 3 phone calls, 2 of the 3 were wrong numbers.
I'm brewing some ice tea, would anyone like a glass?
I saved the best one for last. I'm happy to be here...
So Muriel, how's it with you?
Actually why don't all of you add how things are with you. This could become the event of the weekend...
Barry (with any luck I'll be able to understand what is going in this thread and that would be nice) Barris
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Muriel
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posted on October 6, 2000 05:39:22 PM new
Well, okay...
My daughter and grandson are moving in with us 
My son hit a deer with his car 
My husband is stuck in Knoxville with a dead car battery 
I'm here talking to you all, burning a candle that smells like fresh peaches, and watching "At the Auction" on t.v. 
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Muriel
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posted on October 6, 2000 05:43:54 PM new
P.S. Happy Birthday! And, do you now have 1000??? And did we share it together??? 
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snowyegret
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posted on October 6, 2000 05:48:58 PM new
 
Now sing this to the tune of happy birthday:
May you live a hundred years
May you drink a hundred beers
Get plastered , you .......
Happy birthday to you!
Just substitute Southern Comfort, and you're set! Now, to find something for you to blow up... 
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barrybarris
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posted on October 6, 2000 05:49:35 PM new
do you now have 1000??? And did we share it together???
This is my post number 1000 at Auction Watch.
Barry (had to get that out of my system) Barris
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Muriel
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posted on October 6, 2000 05:52:08 PM new
Awesome! I'll bet you didn't know you had so much to say, did you? 
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Muriel
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posted on October 6, 2000 05:54:01 PM new
And by the way, I just hit 555. 
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barrybarris
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posted on October 6, 2000 06:00:17 PM new
snowyegret, Thank You...
Muriel,
555, that is how many feet tall the Washington Monument in Washington D.C. is.
Come on, let's hear how everyone is, now it's your turn...
Barry (anyone want some cheeze?) Barris
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enchanted
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posted on October 6, 2000 06:06:13 PM new
congratulations barry on 1000 posts and happy, happy birthday to you.
i'm not an official member of the harem yet but can i add my report?
Consumed many cups of coffee
got too many phone calls
washed the kitchen floor
played housewife with the laundry
picked out a bunch of CD's from my collection to sell
gave myself the day off from ebay
watched Babylon5, a real couch potato day, Il ove it
now i'll eat a chocolate cookie in your honor barry barris and pretend it's your birthday cake
enchanted
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yellowstone
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posted on October 6, 2000 07:08:42 PM new
This is my 240th post at AW.
I worked my ass off today.
I built 1 195 inch long countertop today.
I adjusted 400 doors and 200 drawers at a busy medical office today.
I ate 3 donuts for breakfast.
I ate 1 salami and cheese sandwich, 1 pickle and 1 bag of potato chips along with an iced tea for lunch.
I winked at 3 girls today.
I sang along with 14 songs on the radio today.
I changed the radio station 3 times.
I decided not to shave today, a casual friday sort of thing I guess.
I ate 9 tacos for dinner.
I watched Jeopardy.
I took a 1/2 hour nap.
And now here I am at my computer responding to this thread.
Oh yeah 1 more thing Happy birthday barry (49 years old plus 1 week) barris
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mauimoods
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posted on October 6, 2000 07:39:50 PM new
Happy birthday Barry (youre still a studmuffin)Barris!
Heres my list:
I filed my nails because I make too many typos now.
I weighed myself and I lost another 4 lbs.
I went to school and got detention.
I got grounded (see above)because I got reported.
I listed my brains out and just got done.
I fixed my cats face-brush thingy I made him so he can groom himself and look purty.
I cleaned up my room and burned some Nag Champa incense.
Again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARRY(Gimme a smooch)BARRIS!
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chococake
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posted on October 6, 2000 07:41:20 PM new
Barry(glad to see you)Barris my goodness you didn't tell the queen of chocolate it was your birthday? I still have many swimming pools full of chocolate and my gift to you is one whole pool all to yourself. Swim, eat, rub it all over your body and enjoy. Happy Birthday!
1. I have to do a flea market tomorrow but I'd rather go to the Wine Festival in my city.
2.Got yet another letter from IRS saying we have not contacted them. This after the accountant kept the appointment and we have furnished even more paperwork requested resulting from that appointment.
3.My son got a letter from the insurance co. stating his coverage won't be enough to cover the accident he was in and to get a lawyer.
4.Watching my grass come up that I planted last week.
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mybiddness
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posted on October 6, 2000 08:00:45 PM new
Happy Birthday Barry! And happy 1000 plus post!
My mornings always start with a pot of coffee.
I baked a ton of fudge brownies for my son's class this a.m.
I monitored a picnic for 25 fifth graders.
Then, I fianlly got to see little Courtney who has won my son's heart from his long time love Sarah. She's adorable.
I got to drive my daughters cool new yellow mustang, drove too fast and cranked up the music and let myself feel 16 again. That lasted for about 20 minutes - yipeeee!
I came home and took a nap.
I went to my sisters house and packed books. They're moving and said I could have all the books I could pack. I now have about 1,500 books to eBay. (I've been packing all week) Yipeee again!
I took my brother in law to pick up a Uhaul truck.
We took my brother in law to a farewell dinner at the Black Eyed Pea. I had the pot roast w/baked potato and a dinner salad with a tall glass of iced tea.
Now, I'm going to watch the news and go to bed.
Tomorrow I get to help load the Uhaul.
Thanks for starting a fun thread Muriel
Barry(you're a sweetheart)Barris- Love ya big! Have a great weekend!
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calamity49
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posted on October 6, 2000 11:03:21 PM new
Barry(Birthdayboy)Barris,
Happy Birthday!!!!
What did I do today???
Not a Damn thang!
calamity
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Meya
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posted on October 7, 2000 09:53:05 AM new
Happy Birthday Barry!
I have 4 house guests, 3 17 year old girls, and a 24 year old young women who are friends of my kids. (that makes 10 people here) until tomorrow afternoon. They arrived late Thursday evening
My head cold is no better
Our home network is down due a fried Linksys router
I can no longer concentrate due to the amount of cold medicine coursing through my system
It is windy and cold here in Ohio, but the sun is shining
The kids made french bread pizza last night, and left some on the stove, which the cats got into (bleah)
Hubby and I are escaping from here as soon as he is ready to go
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mauimoods
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posted on October 7, 2000 12:05:19 PM new
mybiddness, I wanna brownie. Do you make REALLY GOOD ones?
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enchanted
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posted on October 7, 2000 06:42:38 PM new
Barry , that must have been some birthday party last night, you didn't even show up til what time this afternoon to your own party here, rough night and slept late?
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mybiddness
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posted on October 7, 2000 07:45:55 PM new
Hi Maui Here's ya a big ole hunk of steaming hot chewy fudge brownie - guaranteed to be calorie free.
And, I saved the biggest hunk for Barry(hotfudge)Barris But, he seems to have gone a missin again???
Today I loaded a huge Uhaul. Hurtin all over cause I'm too old for this stuff. Sure wish Barry was here to share some Southern Comfort.
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chococake
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posted on October 7, 2000 07:52:19 PM new
Ya know I think the harem scared Barry(has too many women)Barris off.
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barrybarris
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posted on October 7, 2000 09:15:27 PM new
Hello everyone,
First I want to Thank You ALL for the Happy Birthday wishes...
I do love the Ladies of Auction Watch (L.A.W. for short). I'm not sure of this harem thing, but I'll take what I can get...
Here are a few things I did today, please add your own daily deeds.
I called my mother, I can't tell you what I called her…
I oiled the brakes on the car…
So far today the phone has rang 3 times, 1 of the 3 was a wrong number.
I didn't get any mail today (USPS).
I saw a skunk.
I made a pepperoni, cheese and tomato omelet.
I loaned my camcorder to a friend…
Mooned the old folks next door.
Laughed at pattaylor being played by Rodney Dangerfield.
Put more paper in my printer.
Of course I did the ******!! dishes.
Added another million dollars to my Secret Swiss Bank Account.
Watched some boats on the Hudson River sail by my front porch.
Took a nap and had a nice, polite and gentlemanly dream about L.A.W. (see above).
So, tell us your daily deeds…
Barry (I really did not call my mother, I just said that) Barris
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chococake
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posted on October 7, 2000 09:44:32 PM new
Got up at 4:30 to go to the flea market. That's just about an hour later then I usually go to bed.
Made lot's of money and had fun at the flea market.
Ate two of those spinach/potato thingies and a Snapple ice tea at the flea market.
Watered my new lawn. It grew a half inch since yesterday.
Played, hugged, and smooched my silly Rottweiler who thinks she is a lap dog.
Fed the dog and cat.
Ate a Dreyer's Lemonade Fruit Bar...Ummm
Tapped my fingers on the desk waiting for Barry(call your mom)Barris to drop by.
My what a busy day might go to bed early.
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grannyfox
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posted on October 9, 2000 08:03:35 AM new
Hi Barry(the man) Barris,
Drove to your lovely hometown Friday...on my way elsewhere.
Had a wonderful weekend.
**Disclaimer: If I appear arguementive, then I probably am just being a #*!@ today. It comes & goes. C.
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