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  		posted on October 11, 2000 02:33:52 PM new

A friend of mine sent me this today in a email, Wonder if it will work []



This diet is designed to help you cope with the
> > > > > stress that
> > > > > builds up during the day.
> > > > >
> > > > > Breakfast:
> > > > > 1 Grapefruit
> > > > > 1 Slice Whole Wheat Toast
> > > > > 8 oz. Skim Milk
> > > > >
> > > > > Lunch:
> > > > > 4 oz. Tossed Salad / with low fat dressing
> > > > > 1 C Steamed Spinach
> > > > > 1 Cup Herb Tea
> > > > > 1 Oreo Cookie
> > > > >
> > > > > Mid-Afternoon Snack:
> > > > > The rest of Oreos in the package
> > > > > 2 pints Rocky Road Ice Cream, Nuts, Cherries and
> > > > > Whipped Cream
> > > > > 1 Jar Hot Fudge Sauce
> > > > >
> > > > > Dinner:
> > > > > 2 Loaves Garlic Bread
> > > > > 4 Cans or 1 Large Pitcher Coke
> > > > > 1 Large Onion, Mushroom and 3 Cheese Pizza
> > > > > 3 Snickers Candy Bars
> > > > >
> > > > > Evening Snack:
> > > > > Entire frozen Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten directly
> > > > > from freezer)
> > > > >
> > > > > Other Helpful Tips:
> > > > >
> > > > > *If you eat something and no one sees you eat it,
> > > > > it has no
> > > > > calories.
> > > > >
> > > > > *Anything consumed while standing has no calories.
> > > > > This is due to gravity and the density of the
> > > > > caloric mass.
> > > > >
> > > > > *Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no
> > > > > calories
> > > > > since the calories rightfully belong to the other
> > > > > person and
> > > > > will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how
> > > > > calories like to
> > > > > cling!)
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > REMEMBER: *STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS*
> > > >


 
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