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 mauimoods
 
posted on October 16, 2000 07:27:07 PM new
How Old Are You REALLY ?????
(The answers are at the end, but don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!)


1. Name the 4 Beatles.
_________________
_________________
_________________
_________________

2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______ _____!"

3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ ______ _____ _____.

4. What do M&M's do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____

5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? ______ _______.

6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _______ ______.

7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____
____."

8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy."
But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____ G.
_____.

9. M-I-C, .... See ya' real soon, .... K-E-Y, _____? ____ _____ _____
_____!

10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____."

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.

12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line:
"I
wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ____?"

13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one:
"War...uh-huh, huh, ...yea; what is it good for? , ____ _____."

14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending
battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____.

15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best
quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a
television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____
_______.

16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to
the finish, ____ _____ ____ ___ ______, .... I'm Popeye the sailor man."

17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by
Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______
_______.

18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do
well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking
meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful
attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this
experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we
have
here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____."

19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race
for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think,
you
won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore."

20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six
foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the
hip, and
everybody knew you didn't give no lip to _____ _____, _____ _____ _____."

21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."

22. ________ ________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____
____."

23. "Good night, David," "_____ ______,______."

24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____."

25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today.
_______! _____ ______ ______ ______."

26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the
enemy, and ____ ___ ____."




Answers follow

ANSWERS:
1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab'll do ya.
11. over 30 12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. "cause I eats me spinach"
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate
19. Richard Nixon
20. Big John, Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. you're on Candid Camera
26. he is us

SCORING:

24-26 correct - 50+ years old
20-23 correct - 40's
15-19 correct - 30's
10-14 correct - 20's
0- 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dud
 
 lotsafuzz
 
posted on October 16, 2000 07:30:54 PM new
Well, I got 23 right which makes me 40ish.....except I'm really 25. Huh.

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on October 16, 2000 07:38:00 PM new
Now you're making me ponder. Where was I? I'm missing 20 years! LOLOLOL! Well, I suppose the 70s don't count...

 
 hammerchick
 
posted on October 16, 2000 07:41:48 PM new
I got 16 right and that's right on the money! Neat.

 
 LindaAW
 
posted on October 16, 2000 07:43:19 PM new
OMG, I'm ancient - I got all of them.

Linda
Moderator
 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on October 16, 2000 08:02:51 PM new
I got 15 right, which makes me "30s", but actually I won't be 30 until 2007.
 
 ShellyHerr
 
posted on October 16, 2000 09:06:08 PM new
Gee thanks Maui! I'm older than dirt! LOL!

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 16, 2000 09:42:17 PM new
LOL! I only missed three....but I remembered as soon as I saw the answers...so that makes me old, doesnt it? Sigh....I just hit 48 but it says Im 50+. Blame it on my older sister 'cause SHE made me watch all that stuff as I was growing up. Yep...her fault.


 
 calamity49
 
posted on October 16, 2000 10:56:25 PM new
Like Shelley, Maui, I'm old as dirt, just old as dirt!

Only problem I am 50+!


Calamity

 
 krs
 
posted on October 16, 2000 11:37:00 PM new
Ronald Reagan doesn't remember any of that. So much for this stupid test.

 
 bitsandbobs
 
posted on October 17, 2000 02:37:12 AM new
I'm immortal!

Bob, Downunder but never down.
 
 toomanycomics
 
posted on October 17, 2000 02:57:11 AM new
too old of course!
 
 Meya
 
posted on October 17, 2000 03:47:44 AM new
I only missed number 7, but I'm not over 50. 41 actually...
 
 bootsnana
 
posted on October 17, 2000 05:14:09 AM new
What a way to start my day... another reminder of my age. YIKES!!!

KRS: I like your answer.

Maui: cute test
 
 hellcat
 
posted on October 17, 2000 06:44:26 AM new
Well, I got them all--and I'm not 50 (yet...shut up, Ken!).

But I knew the answers to the Redneck test as well. Guess I'm just an old redneck...

Beth
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 krs
 
posted on October 17, 2000 07:11:40 AM new
Sometimes called "Turkeyneck".



 
 parbomber
 
posted on October 17, 2000 07:57:57 AM new
Since on I got 15 right I must be operating on 50% brain power. Right in line with RR, but then again that depends.

 
 hcross
 
posted on October 17, 2000 09:39:01 AM new
I got 10 right, I am 27 so I guess I made the right age bracket. Heather

 
 xardon
 
posted on October 17, 2000 11:19:26 AM new
I got them all right.... but I'm only 48. Guess I'm just precocious.

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 17, 2000 12:25:32 PM new
Y'all missed my tests...c'mon...admit it This one was sent to me by a friend, and I just HAD to share it. RT without ponderments and tests...why, what WOULD we do? ***snicker***


 
 Shadowcat
 
posted on October 17, 2000 12:52:58 PM new
All I know is I'm too young to have kittens as old as mine are...

 
 hellcat
 
posted on October 17, 2000 04:24:17 PM new
Turkeyneck????...gobble, gobble!

You're just pissy 'cause the only age range on the test that fit you was "+"...ya ol' buzzard.

Beth
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 hammerchick
 
posted on October 17, 2000 07:44:07 PM new
Thanks for the post. My husband didn't get a birthday card from his parents today and I wanted to jog their memory without seeming too obvious so I copied and pasted this quiz onto an email with a subject line "How old are you really quiz - In honor of ***'s birthday". Perfect!

 
 gmileske
 
posted on October 17, 2000 07:45:45 PM new
What where we talking about again? Hell i don't like this program where is that remote!!
[ edited by gmileske on Oct 17, 2000 07:47 PM ]
 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 17, 2000 07:55:02 PM new
...you folks bust me up


 
 tokay99
 
posted on October 22, 2000 05:45:16 PM new
I got 15 right also and I am in no way in my 30's!

I'm not 30 yet, I'm not 30 yet, I'm not 30 yet!!!!!!!


5 months and counting
 
 
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