krs
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posted on November 1, 2000 11:17:54 PM new
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MichelleG
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posted on November 1, 2000 11:32:47 PM new
krs - Did you happen to see the air freshener while you were taking happy snaps? It still smells a bit thanks to feceseater......
Michelle 
P.S. Pattaylor - please take note of the seat position 
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barrybarris
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posted on November 1, 2000 11:44:43 PM new
THUD
Barry (I need a drink) Barris
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bitsandbobs
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posted on November 1, 2000 11:46:32 PM new
I hope that the printer paper and the twin ply super soft are in the appropiate places.
Niether works too well if in the wrong dispenser!
Bob, Downunder but never down.
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mimigigi
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posted on November 2, 2000 04:55:47 AM new
LOL KRS and Michelle!
Wow, where can I get one of those? That would be perfect. Do them come in decorator colors?
This would make my life so much easier.
Except that getting up to potty is the only exercise I get.
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toomanycomics
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posted on November 2, 2000 05:01:50 AM new
LOLOLOLOLOLOL  seriously krs, thanks for cheering me up!
if you add a fridge and speakers, then the user is all set!
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cariad
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posted on November 2, 2000 05:45:01 AM new
ahhhhhhhh!
Now I have the perfect response for the next time I get moderated.
"go flush yourself!"
cariad
Noah's last words: "damn woodpeckers"
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snowyegret
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posted on November 2, 2000 05:46:23 AM new
Looks like the Oval Office to me
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eventer
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posted on November 2, 2000 08:15:33 AM new
For those who prefer working outdoors, here's another way to have an "open air" office.
http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm
Be SURE to read the testimonials but make sure you aren't drinking anything first.
WARNING...do NOT read this while at the office...your co-workers are going to want to know WHAT you are doing!
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Shadowcat
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posted on November 2, 2000 03:37:11 PM new
The comfort of home...
Oh? My home toilet is attached to the van's bumper so God and everyone can see us?
Then what's the purpose of the room that contains the toilet, tub, bidet, and shower?
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junquemama
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posted on November 2, 2000 03:47:31 PM new
I just knew you were here to complain about the moderators corner or moderate the moderators corner.HA! Glad I wasnt taking a drink of anything either.
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eventer
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posted on November 2, 2000 05:27:34 PM new
Shadowcat,
I don't know about your household but in mine, we could have saved the price of the bathroom doors.
Seems I can't "retire" to the whirlpool w/a good book w/o looking up to find the child, the husband, the dog, the cat and, if they could get into the house, probably the horses in with me. 
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Shadowcat
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posted on November 2, 2000 06:25:43 PM new
Eventer: Not in our house. If our bathroom door doesn't come with a lock, one gets put on there posthaste. The bathroom is not a conference room.
True story-when the kittens were little, I always locked the door when I went into the bathroom if I didn't want their company. The tom always thought I was being overly paranoid since the kittens knew that they weren't invited when I went into the bathroom. I didn't respond but I kept locking the door.
Then one day, I heard him bellow for me. I went racing to see what the problem was because the tom NEVER bellows.
He had been drying off after his shower when the younger kitten toddled into the bathroom and discovered an interesting play toy. I got there just in time to see the kitten poke at his father's-um-floppy part and say "DINGDINGDING!" The tom looked at me and said, in the most highly put-out voice I'd ever heard him use, "Get this kid out of here."
After a few minutes pause while I managed to stop laughing, I whisked the kitten out of the bathroom while reminding the tom if he had locked the door, that wouldn't have happened.
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toomanycomics
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posted on November 3, 2000 07:29:05 AM new
shadowcat - LOL
it could've been worse, have all five kittens watching you (with great study) while you are sitting on the john.
such a captive audience
*reached over and flicked the spider off her monitor*
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eventer
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posted on November 3, 2000 08:06:19 AM new
Shadowcat...LOL!
Our household is rather "relaxed". Everyone here sleeps in the nude (except when it's REALLY cold).
My husband "forgot" I had my sisters visiting one week & proceeded on w/his usual morning routine..walk down the hallway, through the den to the coffee pot, then back to the bathroom.
Unfortunately, one of my sister's was up reading the morning paper. He didn't think about it, went ahead, poured his coffe, issued a sleepy "good morning" & wandered on back. It was only later in the day ( after several more cups of coffee kicked in) that he realized what he had done.
As for my sister, the only remark she made to me was "Gosh, NOW I understand WHY you are happily married."
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nobs
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posted on November 3, 2000 09:25:02 AM new
Krs
That is just too funny.
BTW - thank you for the compliment at TOP.
s-kitty
affirmation comes from within ...
not at the expense of another.
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Shadowcat
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posted on November 3, 2000 04:11:25 PM new
Having people watch would be worse than those bathrooms with mirrors strategically placed so I can watch myself...I'm sorry but parking on a throne isn't a spectator sport, even if I'm the only spectator.
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ubiedaman
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posted on November 4, 2000 01:03:51 AM new
Kittens..Schmittens.... Try having a 90# lab using the toilet as a drinking fountain!!!...and he ALWAYS drops his "toys" in there to make sure they are soft enough to chew!!!!
If you don't slip on the water he has "dragged" from the toilet, you are BOUND to step on the wet "thing" he has drug from there!!!!!
Keith
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except
the ones that are someone else's fault.
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