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 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:32:17 PM new
Let's say ya had to be one or the other - which would you choose?

I'm thinkin chortling fool is a good thing!





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 jamesoblivion
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:37:42 PM new
This a trick question?

 
 Julesy
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:39:09 PM new
I'll take the former. Change is good.



 
 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:40:02 PM new
This a trick question?

Nahhh, I'm just havin fun cause that's what us chortling fools do.... I guess ya had to have been there.






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 xardon
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:40:22 PM new
That's a tough one. I like 'em both. I'm gonna have to take the 50/50 on this question.

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:41:27 PM new
I guess I'd rather be a fool because "idiot" just seems too close to "ass.hole".


[ edited by jamesoblivion on Mar 20, 2001 06:41 PM ]
 
 stockticker
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:46:22 PM new
Hmmm, I think I'd prefer to be chortling. Blathering sounds as if it would require long posts. I like short posts.

Irene
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:46:53 PM new
How about a chortling idiot?

 
 triplesnack
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:50:00 PM new
Yes . . . "chortling" would at least seem to indicate that I'm enjoying myself . . . .

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:50:09 PM new
O.K. James but do you blather or do you chortle??? Ya HAVE to choose.

XardonI'm sorry but 50/50 isn't available on this question. So I'll let you phone a friend.

BTW, where's your girlfriend. We need this place livened up tonight!

Geeee, duh, I dunno if you can be a blathering fool or a chortling idiot Hepburn Now, you've gone and confused me. LMAO!!!

Very succinct Irene and so true.





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 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:56:28 PM new
lol

 
 xardon
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:56:49 PM new
I suspect my blathering on in the prison thread may have put her to sleep.

I'll let her pick for me tomorrow.

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 06:59:10 PM new
You blathered on the prison thread Xardon? I'll have to go see that for myself.




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 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 07:04:16 PM new
Blathering is good. So is chortling. Just so you dont drool, its ok.

 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on March 20, 2001 07:10:33 PM new
I definitely do blather, but I'd prefer to think of myself as chortling.

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 07:11:02 PM new
Xardon

For the edification of some, and for the consternation of others,

O.K., That part was damned close to blathering - but the rest of it made up for it.

Seriously, you made some excellent points there! That wouldn't have put the girlfriend to sleep. LOL

Hepburn I rarely if ever drool while chortling. And, if I do I make sure I don't get behind the wheel of a car.

It's called "responsible chortling."


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 margot
 
posted on March 20, 2001 08:04:18 PM new
A blathering idiot is better than being the "village idiot" and a chortling fool has got to be somewhere near being "nobodies fool"....so me thinks the chortling wins...sounds happier anyway!

 
 zilvy
 
posted on March 20, 2001 08:18:51 PM new
Chortle, combination of chuckle and snort...anyone ever have something strike them soooo funny that they did that awful "snort" sound...well I have learned to chortle with my lips sealed...joyful and ladylike...I am NOBODY'S fool!!

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 08:29:59 PM new
And you wont drool when your lips are sealed, right?


 
 mrssantaclaus
 
posted on March 20, 2001 08:48:52 PM new
Chortling Fool until Friday, then definately and old blathering idiot!

lol

 
 zilvy
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:12:17 PM new
Hepburn no drooling but chocking is a definite possibility....

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:15:59 PM new
chocking? What's that? Is it like snorting? LOL


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 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:18:05 PM new
I think its closer to snorking.

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:21:04 PM new
ummmm.... someone draw me a picture. LOL


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 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:23:44 PM new
When bored, I used to play scrabble with my sister and we would make up words that didnt exist. Long as it was pronounceable, it was allowed. We laughed so hard trying to say it out loud, as well as making up the meaning. It got pretty raunchy at times.

Drook. Never Drook when chocking.

 
 zilvy
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:24:25 PM new
Have I told you guys how much I Hate you!!
Chocking is choking with your lips sealed while you chortle in a lady like fashion....Goood Grief!! I've been sick gimme a break!! I know, I know, which arm??

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:29:12 PM new
Now now. You dont hate us. We are just having fun at your expense is all. In a nice way, of course.

Ladies chortle. And they poot. And they glisten.

 
 mybiddness
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:31:48 PM new
Zilvy I'm sorry.... LOL I'm such a chortling fool that I really just thought chocking was just a word I didn't know.

Hepburn Is that like: Brabal - I got a brabal caught in my drook and it made me chock.

Your turn.


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 zilvy
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:32:33 PM new
Of course I don't hate you, you gave me the best laugh I've had in a couple of days...ranks right up there with Smithyriddles!! You noticed I didn't edit my spelling because the JOKE would have been lost. Thank you both!!

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on March 20, 2001 09:34:09 PM new
ROTF!

Chortling while drooking will definetly make you brabal in your drawers. However, whitlest is fine, as long as you exhorbate at the same time.

 
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